forfun: (misc: porn solves all)
DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-03-02 12:02 pm

mid-week sexting







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

girlandherstaff: (Default)

Rey | Star Wars

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-02 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
derriphan: <user name="thisblankpage" site="insanejournal.com"> (pic#10048345)

definitely a misfire

[personal profile] derriphan 2016-03-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
girlandherstaff: (amazement)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-02 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[She stares at the text for a moment or two, before replying]

And... who is this room-mate?
derriphan: <user name="thisblankpage" site="insanejournal.com"> (pic#10048342)

or not, possibly. might be a solo tag

[personal profile] derriphan 2016-03-02 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Tall-ish, brunette. Has a tendency to inspire conflicting feelings at inconvenient times.

This not ringing any bells for you, kid?
girlandherstaff: (sand)

Ahhhh

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-02 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not that much younger than you, Solo
derriphan: <user name="warmtouch" site="dreamwidth.org"> (pic#10019471)

he sneaks up from time to time

[personal profile] derriphan 2016-03-03 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Ten years's a pretty big gap.

[ You can practically feel the crooked grin in the words as he tugs on Rey's metaphoric pigtails. ]
girlandherstaff: (Default)

That's nice of him :P

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Kid makes me seem like I'm still in school.
derriphan: <user name="warmtouch" site="dreamwidth.org"> (pic#10019465)

[personal profile] derriphan 2016-03-03 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
You mean you're not?
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
You know fine well I'm not.

... Also why do you nee...

Never mind
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-03 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Why did you ask me to teach you to be roommates without fucking?

[She's staring at the phone, confused and a bit offended though she's not sure why, as she waits on the reply]
derriphan: <user name="warmtouch" site="dreamwidth.org"> (pic#10017271)

[personal profile] derriphan 2016-03-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
The short answer is I'm reasonably sure my uncle will skin me if I so much as lay a finger on them.
girlandherstaff: (sand)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure your Uncle doesn't need to know everything

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blacksquadleader: (Lip bite)

Not a misfire, but the number is hidden

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
you're stunning. absolutely stunning.
girlandherstaff: (weapon)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-04 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If I knew who the compliment came from, I'd appreciate it even more
blacksquadleader: (All smiles)

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-04 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
can't a guy keep a few secrets?
girlandherstaff: (scavenger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-04 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
He can, but what if a girl wants to be able to compliment back?
blacksquadleader: (All smiles)

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-04 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
now you're just trying to talk to my ego and my ego likes it.
girlandherstaff: (sand)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-04 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If your ego goes around calling people stunning, it deserves to be talked nice too
blacksquadleader: (All smiles)

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-04 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
you talk to me nice enough already.
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-04 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I get called stunning in everyday conversation, so I possibly don't talk to you nice enough.
blacksquadleader: (Default)

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-05 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, maybe not. We're both busy people and don't get a chance to talk as often as I'd like.
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-05 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then clearly we should talk some more
blacksquadleader: (All smiles)

[personal profile] blacksquadleader 2016-03-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly. If you can find out who I am.
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-03-06 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're in the Resistance, so that narrows it down