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DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-02-16 10:08 am

tuesday t/sexting.







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

moreequal: (Default)

Thomas Jefferson | Hamilton (musical)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-18 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
itsatie: (Unsure)

... Thomas misfired because Jemmy doesn't sext...

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-18 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon?
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

smh

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-18 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's really cute when you play hard to get.
itsatie: (Unsure)

oops

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-19 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thomas, when in our lives have I ever played hard to get?
moreequal: (So what did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-19 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ok two things. First: Wait this isn't Laf. Second...]

Does that mean you play hard to get with everyone else?
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-20 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Nope. Not Lafayette.

He considers that for a moment.
]

I guess you can say that, yes.
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-22 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Now I wonder what your 'hard to get' is like. I've never seen you be open to this kind of attention.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-22 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's complicated

It's unimportant


I think I'm keeping you from having fun with whoever that first text was for.
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-22 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I can multitask. Don't think I didn't notice that subtle change of subject there.
itsatie: (Unsure)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-22 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't it the kind of activity that is best appreciated if you can focus on it?

[ No, there's no bite in the question at all.

Well, okay, there is. But it's directed at Madison himself and his lack of actual experience, so.
]
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-23 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You've got my entire focus right now, my friend. But we can change the subject if it makes you uncomfortable.

[FOR NOW.]
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-23 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Less uncomfortable as likely boring to you. But some people do consider 'uninterested' as 'playing hard to get,' so, like I said, technically true.

[ You know that second date that he still hasn't gone through? Yeah, it's probably not happening. ]
moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-24 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
But you just said you don't play hard to get with me. Are you 'interested'?

[He's joKING]
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-24 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ ERRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM. ]

In sending and receiving text like the one you misdirected to me?

[ Come on, Madison, you're usually so good at directing non-answers, come on! ]
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[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-24 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jefferson had been expecting Madison to ignore him, like he does when he's reached his quota of Thomas Jefferson's dumb antics for the day. And Jefferson would have been fine with that: he'd wanted to poke the bear, not actually start a fight. And he had Laf to go tease, anyway, so it wasn't like he was that bored.

Instead he gets that incredibly feeble question that's obviously meant to stall and he just... raises an eyebrow as he reads it. Madison doesn't like men, Thomas knows that- he's not into flashy colors, or fashion, and he works out a lot at the gym. Sure, he's sensible, but he also keeps a tight rein of his emotions most of the time so he never fit that stereotype. Just like Thomas. Thomas likes women, always has. What he feels for Madison has always gone into a completely different box, in his mind.

So what's with this?]


That was the joke, yes. Are you sure you're ok?
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-24 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's been a long day and the two have been holed up, for once, separately, working on different parts of their job for the day. So Madison's quota hasn't been reached, with a side of low-key missing Thomas.

Or something like that.

(Madison doesn't like women, either, if we're talking generalities. And he also doesn't generally like flashy colors, and he can appreciate fashion, he just. Prefers to stick to more staid versions of it.

And he does keep a tight rein on his emotions, but maybe that's because letting them go is a worse idea?)

Madison rubs his hand over his forehead and, okay, maybe he's a bit dizzy, but nothing he can't handle, why is Thomas--
]

I think so.

I was surprised to get that first message. As always, your words are very evocative.


[ Like maybe they got him a little hot and bothered and he's not used to dealing with that? ]
moreequal: (Life liberty)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-25 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[The first part he gets. The second part... what? Is Thomas reading much into this? He wishes Madison were here so he could read his face. People who say he doesn't have many facial expressions are stupid and unable to see the nuances in the corner of his eyes and lips. And let's not mention his smile.]

That wasn't even me trying, that was just me playing around with Lafayette.

[The French are different, you see. It doesn't mean the same to them. Friendships run pretty deep and no one bats an eye. Jefferson can just... play around, say things like that, let himself get wild for a few moments when he has an itch to scratch and it's alright because it doesn't mean a thing. Because he's doing it with a friend and nothing more. That he's doing it when it's been a long day without seeing Madison is completely inconsequential.

But now...]


James, my dearest James, did I just find a kink you might enjoy?
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-25 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess he is harder to get than I am

Is it considered a kink when it clearly won't involve anything more? I thought it was just one of your pastimes.


[ And Madison only thinks, doesn't even type and backspace, the irritated 'why don't you ask the question you want an answer to?' because...

Because.

If Thomas keeps returning to this topic, it doesn't seem to Madison so casual and curious, not anymore.
]
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Thomas's fingers pause on the screen as if willing it to form words. Any words, anything that makes sense and doesn't put him in an awkward position. Because all his brain can come up with is 'I thought so too'.]

Fair enough, but it was still

I thought maybe

Are you jeal

That is not an answer.
Edited (wtf ) 2016-02-27 02:47 (UTC)
itsatie: (Maybe)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-27 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Thomas. ]

You ought to know that 'one' is not a sufficient sample to give a definitive answer.

[ And he sends out before he can change his mind because of the dual meaning. ]
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Thomas had been texting from his office, where he knows he can lock the door and not be bothered. People are used to his antics and he needs people as much as he needs solitude. He'd been sitting comfortably on the chair, lounging around as he waited for Lafayette's reply. He curls up into himself so his legs are against his chest, making the chair swivel around with the tip of his feet as he sends the next text.]

So what are you wearing?
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-28 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Thomas. Thomas!

Madison can't even pretend he doesn't understand what you're doing. That's not fair.
]

Gray.

[ He waits a full minute, knowing that Thomas is glaring at his phone. And only then adds, ]

Still fully suited up from the day.
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-02-29 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[What? Madison asked for more than one sample! That's totally what he meant by that.

The first reply he expects. The second is more of a surprise, but the fact that Madison is playing along makes him close his eyes and grin as he presses his forehead against the screen. Finally he gets a hang out of himself and tries to come up with a good reply.

Except to do that he's got to figure out what he's actually doing here first...]


Me too. Want me to describe how'd take it off, or to start with your 50 shades of grey?
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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-02-29 10:02 am (UTC)(link)

[ He didn't ask for more than one sample, he remarked that he cannot give an answer with only one sample. It's Thomas's call as to how much he wants that answer.

Madison's first response is again entirely out of reflex, trying to fade out of view, trying to stay invisible, because, who wants to actually see him? ]

Isn't that book supposed to be something to avoid, rather than aspire to? At least from what I've heard.

[ Then he closes his eyes, shakes his head, and forces his mind to still, his hands to still. If Thomas is asking... which does Madison want? ]

Mine.

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annd wrap.

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