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lead fish ([personal profile] ldfsh) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-01-22 12:29 pm
yourvenus: <user name="cupcake_graphics"> (my ass is famous)

Minako Aino | Sailor Moon

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-22 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
1) I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me

2) can we just punch him in the junk and call it a victory for feminism

3) my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

4) I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

5) Text her!
arf_arf: (Come on!  Let's go on an adventure!)

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[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-22 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow... will you marry me? Because that sounds awesome.
yourvenus: <user name="rainbowsplosion"> (I've overheard your theory)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-23 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
hmmmmm

well that depends

are you handsome, famous, rich or a mix of the three?
arf_arf: (Huh...)

[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-23 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Umm...

[Well he's certainly not rich, he could be considered handsome, but he doesn't like to brag, and he was sort of famous... but only as the legendary familiar Gandlfr in the world of Tristain, so that probably wouldn't carry over so well in Tokyo Japan.]

Isn't that a little shallow? I guess I probably meet the criteria for the first two?
yourvenus: (GURL ENOUGH GAGA ALREADY)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-23 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
it's not shallow when you're getting the deal of a lifetime, pal!

but 'probably' isn't a hard 'yes'

though i can judge for myself about the handsome part if you send a pic or two

arf_arf: (Come on... I'm just an ordinary guy)

[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-23 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Is this really worth anime, pizza, and baby oil?

[Excuse him a moment while he looks for his best picture for her.]

Well I was wearing this for my last job interview.
yourvenus: (It's some kind of joke)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
it is when you get a goddess of love as part of the package!

[And there's going to be a lag between texts for a minute or so as she observes the picture he sent]

hmmmm

you're not BAD

though not really in my ballpark, sorry
arf_arf: (Kicking back)

[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-24 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That's okay, you sound a little too high maintenance for me too. No offense, but I THINK I've had better offers.

I might be able to set you up with this noble dork I know. Word is he just recently broke up with his girlfriend, and you two seem PERFECT for each other.


[They both think they're perfect, and neither one of them is right.]

Oh, here's his picture in case you're wondering. He's the full package of rich, famous, and handsome.
Edited 2016-01-24 19:22 (UTC)
yourvenus: <user name="cupcake_graphics"> (even if she's fab like me)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[WOW RUDE, MINAKO IS TOTALLY PERFECT, OKAY no she's not, she's a hot mess most of the time]

!!!!!

YES

10/10 ACTUAL HUSBAND MATERIAL

what are his deets, where can i get in contact with this guy???
arf_arf: (Saito Indifferent)

[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, you two were DEFINITELY made for each other, I look forward to the wedding. His name is Guiche de Gramont, 5'10, 140 pounds, knight of Tristain, loves all your sappy romantic stuff like poetry, art, fine wine, cheese, candlelight dinners, sunsets, the works.

[She might have to drag him kicking and screaming to the alter, but he deserves it.]
yourvenus: <user name="rainbowsplosion"> (I've overheard your theory)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Minako has faced harder challenges than getting a guy to commit to her, but come to think of it...]

wow, you know an awful lot about this guy

are you sure it was his girlfriend he dumped, and not you?


[MINAKO NO]
arf_arf: (... Wat?)

[personal profile] arf_arf 2016-01-25 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait... WHAT?!]

Ahahaha, NO. Not in a million, trillion, years no.

I've got better taste than to go after the rich, handsome, and famous types even if I was gay. FYI? I'd miss boobies far too much.


[Sorry to be crass, but she's the one who accused him of being GUICHE'S lover of all things.]

That stuff about his height and weight I just guessed. The other stuff he's practically advertised in flashing neon lights whenever we talk, and to be perfectly honest, I find him insufferable and boring. I figure if a pretty lady like you gets her hooks on him, he might be a more interesting person to hang out with when I'm stuck with him. We both work for the crown, so I'm stuck listening to him all the time.
passion_soldier: (Half Happy)

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[personal profile] passion_soldier 2016-01-23 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Of course we can. But do you actually need my help to do it?
yourvenus: <user name="cupcake_graphics"> (to the planet)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-23 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
why wouldn't i?? you can give them a follow up kick with one of your famous red heels and they'll never think about harassing girls ever again!
yourvenus: (of the rich and famous)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
well, consider this:

will it be extremely satisfying?

will it get your point across in a quick and effective manner?

if your answer is yes to both of those, then i say DO IT
commonweed: (nothing but the truth?)

[personal profile] commonweed 2016-01-24 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You forgot, Minako-chan, to consider 'what will happen AFTER I do this'
yourvenus: <user name="rainbowsplosion"> (This beat is sick)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT part is easy

you get the heck out of there before he manages to recover!
commonweed: (bittersweet)

[personal profile] commonweed 2016-01-24 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I've tried that before. He sent people to get me outside my home. ¬_¬
yourvenus: <user name="cupcake_graphics"> (to the planet)

[personal profile] yourvenus 2016-01-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
that definitely doesn't sound like stalking at ALL

but even more reason to hit him where it hurts! if he tries to intimidate me, i'll just bust the good ol' V kick on him!
commonweed: (please be a bad dream)

[personal profile] commonweed 2016-01-25 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
He's responsible for most of Japan's economy. I think 'stalking' to him takes a whole different level.