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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
1. all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed

2. You yelled at anyone who tried to help you. "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"

3. is it wrong that i want to do a nude photoshoot with nothing but my lightsaber?

4. Text him!
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[personal profile] differently 2016-01-15 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
So I was being literal, not drunk.
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure we should call it your finest moment.
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[personal profile] differently 2016-01-15 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm relieved you'd say that.

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[personal profile] ouronlyhope 2016-01-15 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What else would a girl want?
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A girl like you doesn't really need any help anyway.

[personal profile] ouronlyhope 2016-01-15 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Definitely not. They were foolish to try anything.
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure they quickly regretted even trying.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd never had them before. They are a gift of the Force, clearly.
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Not... exactly but I'm glad you like them.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-15 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
They're delicious. Whoever created them must be admired throughout the galaxy
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think your tastes have been a little limited up until now.

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[personal profile] sensitively 2016-01-15 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes, it is. Please...don't?

[ master you are OVER SIXTY YEARS oLD ]
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not again.]

I meant to send that to Wedge, actually. Sorry about that.


[What? Just because he's old doesn't mean he still hasn't got it!]
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[personal profile] trashtrooper 2016-01-15 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it was really funny at the time




And maybe still a little funny?
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Mildly amusing, perhaps. You found it practically hysterical.
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[personal profile] trashtrooper 2016-01-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
There's extra context that adds to the hilarity. I mean, if you'd find it at all funny, Mr. Skywalker. Sir. ...General Skywalker? This didn't really come up last night with everything else but I have no idea what to call you.
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-16 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Luke or Master Skywalker will be fine.

I know I'm old, but I believe my sense of humor is still intact.

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[personal profile] doherduty 2016-01-15 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The convent might be a nice break from real life...
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Being a Jedi is essentially the same thing.
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[personal profile] doherduty 2016-01-15 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
But not exactly a career choice for me.

Perhaps a long diplomatic mission would do the same trick.

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[personal profile] pelvicsorceries 2016-01-15 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Definitely not wrong.

Seriously, if I was a Jedi, I'd do everything with a lightsaber... and nude.
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[personal profile] lastofthejedi 2016-01-15 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You think that now, but it's all fun and games until you accidentally slice off a body part.
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[personal profile] pelvicsorceries 2016-01-15 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... Yeah but, it's a lightsaber. Wouldn't clothes not do all that much to prevent that anyway?

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[personal profile] notsingingsolo 2016-01-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
What do you expect? She ripped my heart out, Dad.