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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You may have noticed the broken smoke detector, destroyed fridge and melted carpet. We may have "accidentally" lit a repair droid on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.

2. Right now HW-3468 has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and now he's throwing up in the sink.

3. Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.

4. I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick.
kyber: (FOURTEEN.)

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[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-15 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm almost touched by the fact you used "we". Getting sentimental, general?
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing sentimental when admitting you are culpable for the destruction of some quarters, Ren.
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[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It was an interesting morning, I'll give you that.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I never knew that droids could shriek. It's going to take a while to get the smell of burning and melted synthetics out of here.
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[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There are days when I think we make a bad team. Then, this happens.
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[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
you have a certain skill with a fire extinguisher.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I surprise even myself.

Though I do have to wonder exactly what we did to that droid, it's now just a pile of ash in the corner. Could be useful. What do you remember?

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-15 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'm starting to think you capture me just to fix droids for you.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps, though there's no repairing this particular droid. There's nothing much left of it. Look.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-15 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't really recall. But that is nothing compared to the rest of the room.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-15 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
DO NOT send me pictures. I think I'll end up coming round just to hit you all
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that a promise? It would save the Order a lot of trouble.

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3 ffff i'm kinda sorry

[personal profile] sensitively 2016-01-15 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ew. Please spare me the sordid details of your meetings with Snoke, because I don't care to hear of them.
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ahaha don't be

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
... I wasn't talking about meetings with Snoke. Your imagination must be such a wretched place if that was the first thing you thought of.
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[personal profile] sensitively 2016-01-15 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're in denial personally about your twisted feelings for your Supreme Leader.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Boy that text was for someone else, but it's probably better Rey has a stupid idea instead of the right idea.]

As if you're an expert, girl. I would never have put you down as the type to make wild assumptions.
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[personal profile] sensitively 2016-01-15 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ even potential Jedis can be wrong, sometimes. ]

It's not that wild of an assumption. It has to do with your work, it must be someone who works closely with you.

...Can he even get out of that chair?
[ ...ew. ]

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and probably some flapping too

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3. a real, actual tag is forthcoming, promise.

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2016-01-15 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well hey, it's nice to know I have that effect on you.
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3 - no rush!

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't recall saying it was you that had any kind of effect on me.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2016-01-15 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet you felt the need to tell me about it, all the same. Unless you're trying to make me feel jealous, in which case, well done.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-15 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And how do you know it wasn't a misfire?

Wait. You're what?
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2016-01-15 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well if it was a misfire, then that just further proves my point. You made me feel a little jealous there.

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[personal profile] notsingingsolo 2016-01-16 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ew. Blame Darth Caedus. Or maybe rogue Hapans.