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Old Man Solo | Star Wars: TFA | so many of these could be terrible misfires, just sayin'

[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but my vest.

2. My talents include parallel parking the Falcon and over reacting about absolutely everything... And drinking..

3. ... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.

4. please can we have sex in my ship for old times sake

5. JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE SHE WAS AN IMPERIAL SUPPORTER.

the end. or text him if you want to idk.
Edited 2016-01-08 19:57 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[just stares at his device.

why?

what has he done to deserve such a thing?

why that mental image?]


It is with no regret to inform you that this is the wrong number.
newjacket: (8)

you know you wanna

[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[aw, hell.

what did you do this time, you old screw-up?]


so not leia then, huh?

maybe with the right kind of talking

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he's definitely a sweet-talker

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that is true.

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cabins: (last day on caprica)

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[personal profile] cabins 2016-01-08 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe your wife would appreciate that
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
My wife and I don't exactly see eye to eye these days

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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I could have gone the rest of my life without that image in my head.

[Moments like this, is it any real wonder why he turned to the Dark Side?]

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[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-08 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Rest assured I won't hold you back if it comes to blows.

[ Admittedly because she'll be too busy diving right in there herself but semantics. ]
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
couldn't hold me back even if you tried, sister.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard you always shot first
newjacket: (13)

here, here.

[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
well that too, obviously

had to say it

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4 new levels of terrible misfire

[personal profile] youwillbe 2016-01-08 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember these old times I do not
newjacket: (6)

congratulations, you made me nearly spew

[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[not again.]

Leia, if talking this way is your idea of a bad joke, I don't get it, sweetheart.

i love it.

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[personal profile] stormtraitor 2016-01-08 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, but seriously. How do you even begin to parallel park that thing?
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-08 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Very carefully.

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[personal profile] rummaging 2016-01-08 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you got skills with a ship, the rest can be overlooked.
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about that, kid. I've got plenty of skills with the Falcon.

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[personal profile] astronavigatrix 2016-01-09 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit, I suppose?
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-09 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's the only spirit I've got right now.

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[personal profile] newrepublic 2016-01-09 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Solo.

[ please, son. ]
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[personal profile] newjacket 2016-01-09 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
What?

Just because I'm old, sweetheart, doesn't mean I can't.

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[personal profile] binare 2016-01-09 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ why is she young and you're old? let's just roll with it. ]

That explains where you've been.
corelliansmuggler: (1)

I can fix that with this younger loser.

[personal profile] corelliansmuggler 2016-01-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my fault!

Wait, why weren't you in there with me?

oh look at that i'm so spoiled

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yep!

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[personal profile] marderro 2016-01-09 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
I could definitely think of worse places to wake up mostly naked.
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[personal profile] bespin 2016-01-09 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well you got two of those right

someone had to do it

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i, for one, am glad you did.

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