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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
1. see what happens? i told you not to invite her over. now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.

2. there COULD be a tibanna gas leak ... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...

3. Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.

4. the meeting was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the r&d department though
hux: (Default)

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mortified forever.]

What? Wrong person but now I have to ask if you're even being serious right now.
xwingpoetry: (best pilot)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2016-01-08 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[You're welcome, buddy ole pal.]

Sorry, Hux - I don't get choked and tell. Now you're probably wondering just what went on behind closed doors while Kylo Ren interrogated me.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please kill him now.]

General Hux. And no, I'm not wondering, closed doors are closed for a reason. The last thing I need to hear about is what goes through your head.
xwingpoetry: (smiling)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2016-01-08 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[What would be the fun in that?]

Trust me, things just didn't happen in me head.

But it's good to know Ren enjoys getting kinky with his favorite officers, too.

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*my not me. stupid typos.

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i didnt even notice

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don't worry, it's sfw! lol

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like this was probably meant to go to someone else...
hux: (Default)

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It was. What am I even meant to do with two small dogs?
girlandherstaff: (fear)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Keep them as pets? Pets are meant to be good for stressful situations and you do have Kylo Ren on your side.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't need more pets, it's bad enough trying to keep Ren fed and out of trouble.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-08 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Make them his new project? He's got to raise them or something?

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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
No, tibanna.

[Being deliberately obtuse because it seems that Ren catches him every dammed time.]
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2016-01-08 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't smoke tibana.
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[personal profile] hux 2016-01-08 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.

You're not going to go into some sermon about not sharing are you? I'm still not sure on just how flammable tibanna is, so I either have a lot of time or approximately three minutes.
ragingstrife: (Default)

a realization just hit me...

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2016-01-09 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
In all seriousness, General, what are you doing near the hyperdrive this time of night? Late night rendezvous with an unsuspecting date?

uh oh

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psssh ♥

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marderro: (Totally not cute)

Misfire

[personal profile] marderro 2016-01-09 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
hux: (Default)

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
All plants work the same. Who is this?
marderro: (Working)

caaaaptcha

[personal profile] marderro 2016-01-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
do they though? i mean im pretty sure some dont. what about the sentient ones?

cmon man who else would it be? who else in teh universe misses you as much ast me?
kyber: (Default)

oh god not again soz (3)

[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-09 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
from a general perspective, objectively, it's not unflattering?
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siren call was a success

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes it doesn't feel flattering. Are you sure?
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kyber: (THIRTEEN.)

you know it's a skill (also 1/2)

[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-09 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I was trying to be diplomatic.
kyber: (TEN.)

2/2

[personal profile] kyber 2016-01-09 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
if I agreed with you, you probably wouldn't let me do it again, so.
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1/2

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
If you agreed with me on something I'd be convinced you were ill.
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2/2

[personal profile] hux 2016-01-09 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If that was diplomatic, however....

[Just slowly slinks down in his chair forever thanks.]

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