ziff: (Default)
can't spell "party" w/o "artie" ([personal profile] ziff) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2016-01-01 09:34 am

tfln


TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
moreequal: (I helped Lafayette draft a declaration)

Thomas Jefferson | Hamilton

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
1; Don't worry about the blood on the pillow. It's from my face.

2; Remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted.

3; Gas station wine. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From France. So get fucked.
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itsatie: (Default)

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[personal profile] itsatie 2016-01-01 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
There is ice in the freezer. Also, apparently frozen peas work even easier, there is that, too, if you want. I'll be home soon.
moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I could tell you there's a flamingo jumping around your bed and you wouldn't be surprised, would you?
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-01-01 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably not. But if the flamingo caused the bleeding, I may be displeased with it.
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mental note: get a stuffed flamingo somewhere an put it there. Just to see what happens.]

No animal was involved. Just my two left feet and clumsy hands. And it's only on your pillow so don't worry.
itsatie: (Default)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-01-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It was on your face first, I don't think that's an option.
moreequal: (There is no more status quo)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not bleeding to death. I'd tell you if I were bleeding to death.

[He's pretty sure he would. 60% sure.]
itsatie: (Okay)

[personal profile] itsatie 2016-01-01 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not helping as much as you think it is.

Two left feet and clumsy hands means you tripped while you were holding something sharp, doesn't it?
moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Butter knives are not that sharp.

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intermissing: (hamilton caused this face)

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[personal profile] intermissing 2016-01-01 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
If I remember correctly, France has some terrible wines too.
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

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[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
There's less than excellent wines, for sure. But the only terrible wines come from our own vineyards.
moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wrong. I was so wrong.

This sucks.
intermissing: (overwhelmed by froof)

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[personal profile] intermissing 2016-01-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a very patriotic thing to say-

My condolences.
[ Can Aaron Burr be sarcastic over text? Maybe? Ambiguously sarcastic? Or just ambiguous. ]
intermissing: (look at this pimpcoat)

[personal profile] intermissing 2016-01-01 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Just out of curiosity: why were you in a gas station in the first place? [ Doesn't Jefferson have drivers and servants to do that shit for him? ]
moreequal: (I wanna give you a kiss)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Expensive cars can get a flat tire too. Don't worry though driver has already been fired.
intermissing: (is that madison under jefferson's desk)

keywords >_>

[personal profile] intermissing 2016-01-01 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah. Did the driver purposefully run over a nail?

[ You're good for his ambitions, Jefferson, but you're so bad for his.... humanity. What little remains of it. ]
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moreequal: (There is no more status quo)

LOOOL

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
If he had he'd be worse than fired. But his job was to be careful and not get me stuck in the middle of no fucking where.
intermissing: (stars out in the darkness...)

[personal profile] intermissing 2016-01-01 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he himself is stuck in the middle of nowhere too.

Have you called a cab?

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aschuyler: (Default)

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[personal profile] aschuyler 2016-01-01 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, I wouldn't dream of it. The spectacle was impressive.
moreequal: (Now the work at Home begins…)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll provide visual aid for my fave right now.

:|

I have resorted to smiles for you. I hope you are happy.
aschuyler: (Default)

[personal profile] aschuyler 2016-01-01 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, my reply can only be >| if that helps. Why do you sometimes get so... horrible?
moreequal: (Virginia my home sweet home)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-01 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You can probably get an itemized list from Hamilton if you dare to ask.

Did I do anything particularly bad?
aschuyler: (Default)

[personal profile] aschuyler 2016-01-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You were disrespectful towards somebody I like. Who is not Alexander.

[ Alexander is a cause that Angelica has given up on. This one was a lady.

Which... Jefferson.
]
moreequal: (What did I miss?)

[personal profile] moreequal 2016-01-02 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Well then I know we're not talking about Burr.

You'll still have to be more specific though

:(
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[personal profile] aschuyler 2016-01-02 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
At least you finally figured the right smilie.

And no, it's not Burr. What did you do to *him* now?

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