forfun: (Default)
DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-29 09:55 pm

tuesday texting.







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

hux: (pic#9830455)

general hux | star wars | ota - probs spoilers too.

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-29 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
hux: (Default)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Absolutely.]
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[[care to start us off?]]
hux: (pic#9830455)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[worst misfire, doesn't even know it's gone to the wrong person.]

Well put your communicator on vibrate and stick it down your pants.
girlandherstaff: (sand)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I am not sticking ANYTHING down my pants for you! For the sake of the Force... is that how you talk to people?!
hux: (pic#9828471)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
For the sake of the....? Wait. That wasn't meant for you, delete it immediately!
girlandherstaff: (scavenger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
No... No, I think I'll show it to everyone in the flight team, actually...
hux: (Default)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I am very serious right now. You had better delete that message or you will be one sorry girl.
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Sorry. Went to press delete. Accidentally forwarded to every pilot in my contacts. Sorry about that.
hux: (pic#9828471)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
I will systematically wipe out every other planet in the next system over, and the ones that remain I will tell them to blame you for it.
girlandherstaff: (looking)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well someone's grouchy.
hux: (pic#9836451)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not grouchy. You brought this on yourself.

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fulfils: (arrogant)

I don't even know

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
stick your own comm down your pants, hux
hux: (pic#9828471)

his life is suffering.

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh for the love of - !!
fulfils: (damned lies and slander)

as it should be

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
there'll be very little love, if that was a serious attempt at a flirtation
hux: (Default)

new layer of hell, dedicated to his suffering, is legit

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[This is just horrible. There is no escape. Hux knows he's shit at flirting and regrets this so much right now.]

That wasn't flirting, it was an autocorrect error.
fulfils: (so srs)

filled with kylo rens, ruining all his plans

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[this would be hilarious, if ren weren't so surprised that hux may actually have emotions other than "pleased that my evil plans are succeeded" or "angry that my evil plans are not succeeding"]

as though you'd ever stoop to using autocorrect
hux: (pic#9836451)

so many of them, the horror

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Regrets the fact he managed to screw this up on a day where Ren is being competent and actually paying attention to things!]

I do use it, actually, I merely had a lapse of judgement and for once did not doublecheck.
fulfils: (wtf no)

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
the lapse of judgement was thinking that trying to solicit anyone via a written comm was a good idea


[KYLO REN: APPARENTLY THE FONT OF ALL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HOOKING UP.]
hux: (pic#9828471)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[If a hole opened up in the floor of the Finalizer right now, Hux would probably step into it with a murmur of gratitude.]

I wasn't.

Stop texting me.
fulfils: (brooding)

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
don't be ashamed, general. what was it you said in your speech the other week? something about mistakes not keeping us from our goals

[can you feel ren's amusement. probably half the quadrant can.]
hux: (pic#9830455)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[there's a difference between a mistake, and this.]

Please, spare me. As if you even listen to the speeches to begin with. And as if you could do any better, Ren. Not that I was, but my point still stands.
fulfils: (arrogant)

[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-30 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't hide behind autocorrect
hux: (pic#9828471)

[personal profile] hux 2015-12-30 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
No, you wouldn't because you don't know the first thing about so-called flirting anyway.

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