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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
1. Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for who I am because I am an adult now and you can't stop me.

2. We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked you in the back of the millenium falcon when my dad was driving, didn't I."

3. No one is celebrating Darth Vader's birthday with me. This bullshit history we learn in school has brainwashed everyone!

Or pick one of these
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[personal profile] chastised 2015-12-26 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
( good lord )

If we accept your nipple piercing will you come out for dinner?
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not eating meatloaf.
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[personal profile] chastised 2015-12-26 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Your father and I discussed it and we decided you can have macaroni cheese tonight, but only if you eat with us.
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
If dad says anything else about my friends I'm leaving. It's not a crime to wear a swastika!

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[personal profile] kesselrun 2015-12-26 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
you did WHAT? with WHO?? 😠
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
FML

dad this wasn't mean for YOU
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
... We did. Sort of. We celebrated Anakin Skywalker's birthday
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Using that name just shows you don't understand ANYTHING that he worked for
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I think you've got it the wrong way round...
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-27 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
excuse me i'm his GRANDSON i think i know what i'm talking about

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I'm cool with it!

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[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Lad, I'm quite sure everyone's joined the High Klick Club in the Falcon.
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[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-27 08:12 am (UTC)(link)
Those are some stories your parents wouldn't want you to know because they don't want to admit they were young once.

Don't tell them Uncle Wedge told you.
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-27 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
i already know that mom and uncle luke practically had sex in front of a bunch of people.

[HIS FAMILY, UNCLE WEDGE. WHY]

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[personal profile] diligenti 2015-12-26 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Honey ...

I'm still trying to convince your father to call you by your new name.


[ It's Kyle Ron, right. ]
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-27 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
like he could remember anything that isn't related to his stupid falcon
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[personal profile] diligenti 2015-12-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You ought to give him more credit than that. He loves you for who you are.
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
he hates all my friends!
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[personal profile] notmygrandfather 2015-12-27 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'll celebrate Grandpa's birthday with you! If we can have a podrace for it.
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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-27 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
podracing is SO 1999, Anakin. no one's into that anymore
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[personal profile] notmygrandfather 2015-12-29 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, you're just saying that cause you know you'd lose.
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[personal profile] brave_new_worlds 2015-12-27 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
damn straight, u know i got your back bro. we can honor the dark lord in style
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8D

[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-27 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
omg hux ur like the only person on the planet who understands how great vader was except me
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starkiller was taken, i was sad

[personal profile] brave_new_worlds 2015-12-27 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
there's others out there man, we just gotta find them

i belong to this great pro sith message board, u gotta check it out, everyone there really gets me

omg so rude

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