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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-26 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
1. We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?

2. Yo this huge scar on my head is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a wookie and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy

3. I wish they made people sized litter boxes.

4. text him!
Edited 2015-12-26 07:59 (UTC)
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2!

[personal profile] indecisions 2015-12-26 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
has that seriously ever worked?
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-26 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's working right now. Sooo you tell me
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[personal profile] indecisions 2015-12-26 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly doubt that's true. Who would fall for that?

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[personal profile] lightsaver 2015-12-26 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
They do it's called Tatooine
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... GENIUS

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-26 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
You really do come from humble beginnings.
Think it might have factored into old Obi-Wan's decision to plant you there?
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lmao OUCH

[personal profile] lightsaver 2015-12-26 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey!
Only because nobody would want to bother going there to look.
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-26 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
I know he's dead 'n all, but doesn't that just piss you off?

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[personal profile] deepseated 2015-12-26 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Remind me again how you're a vital part of the Galactic machine and we should all cower before your fearsome might?

[ No, really. She might not be an expert or anything but she's reasonably sure Darth Vader didn't go around texting about dick pics. ]
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-27 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Remind me how to block a number...
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[personal profile] deepseated 2015-12-27 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
You are the literal worst.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...Why? Why would you text this to me?
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-27 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
that message was actually for FN-2187
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-27 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
His name is FINN and that doesn't make it any better
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Quit complaining and just pass it along, will you.

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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[REN...] Contrary to popular belief, I am incapable of contribution.
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-27 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think, there's been a huge misunderstanding.
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you trying to send this to Hux, perhaps?

And how much have you had to drink within the past two hours?
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-28 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Pass.

Pass.

And if you could just post this as a bulletin, please

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[personal profile] binare 2015-12-27 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's not that I don't appreciate your creativity...
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-27 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ... me! It was your husband's idea ...
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[personal profile] binare 2015-12-27 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew I should've married the Wookiee.
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it's not too late to switch.

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