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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
parsecs: (71. had to strong arm a hoe)

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[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
1. He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"

2. We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.

3. If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for wookiees...right?

4. Text him
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[personal profile] forcechanic 2015-12-26 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe you forgot about that...
parsecs: (49. "Are you carrying a weapon on you?")

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know why they make 'em in meat colors.

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[personal profile] likemyfatherbeforeme 2015-12-26 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Did not need to know that...
parsecs: (29. In my rear view mirror)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Feels better than you'd expect.

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[personal profile] helluva 2015-12-26 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Good on you two, trying new things.
parsecs: (yeah yeah)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey we may be old but that doesn't mean we can't keep it fresh.

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[personal profile] xxxvaderxxx 2015-12-26 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
DID YOU KNOW MOM AND UNCLE LUKE MADE OUT!!!!!!?????????
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parsecs: (71. had to strong arm a hoe)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Why is this his life. Why is this his son.]

Yes, Ben. We didn't always know they were related. And she was just trying to make me jealous anyway.

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[personal profile] chastised 2015-12-26 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
I did try to warn you, Luke can't handle his drink.
parsecs: (51. I ain't stepping out of shit)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? It was beautiful. I gotta take him out drinking more often.
parsecs: (54. "round the car a little bit?")

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-26 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Probably. But it ain't like I've murdered any entire villages lately so it's all pretty relative.

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[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure it was. Last time I believe that the Force gives you a higher alcohol tolerance.

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[personal profile] deepseated 2015-12-26 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
So the moral of the story is never go drinking with a Corellian. Did you at least make a daring escape worthy of your legend?
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parsecs: (51. I ain't stepping out of shit)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't in prison now, am I? And pretty sure this is why you should ALWAYS go drinking with Corellians.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Chewbacca will rip your arms off, and we'll all laugh
parsecs: (76. pray for him)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
If Chewie was gonna rip my arms off he'd have done it a long time ago.

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[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-26 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't need to know that about you and Leia. But I'm not surprised.
parsecs: Leia (68. Hit me)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
We like keeping things interesting.

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[personal profile] binare 2015-12-27 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
I told you that wasn't a traditional Life Day celebration.
parsecs: smirk (11. You'd be celebrating the minute)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I like to think I made it better.

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[personal profile] winter_celchu 2015-12-27 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
What have you gotten involved in this time, General Solo?
parsecs: (16. you can press fast forward)

[personal profile] parsecs 2015-12-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey for once it's not my fault. I wasn't even cheating, he was just a sore loser.

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