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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
1. It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

2. Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.

3. Well the general knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. Now I can't look her in the eye. This holiday kinda sucks.

4. And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-26 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, kid. You get my Yavin helmet.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really?? Okay, but only if you sign it first.
sfoils: 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 (𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 020)

[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-26 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'll sign it if you promise this won't end up in some action in Coruscant.

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AUCTION, screw you phone

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lol that makes more sense.

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[personal profile] potato_powerhouse 2015-12-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
How did that manage to come up?! O.o
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You don't want to know.

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omfg can i keep you?

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forever and ever.

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:D

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pfft

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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-26 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
We'll send flowers.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well how thoughtful of you.
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-26 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
That is only on the stipulation that you actually die.

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spoilers from this point on.

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[personal profile] kettchmeifyoucan 2015-12-26 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You're doing the traditions proud
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I do my best sir. I'd hate to let you down.
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[personal profile] kettchmeifyoucan 2015-12-27 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just keep the parties drunken. And feel free to throw in an Ewok.

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[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
clearly you've never grown up in the First Order. this is all the fancy I need.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Well you're not in the First Order anymore, which means this year we're having a fancy Christmas. You only get to drink the good stuff.

[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
If this "good stuff" tastes even better than the boxed wine then count me in!

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sounds good!

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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, you.]

Don't get your hopes up. It takes a lot more than a hangover to best Poe Dameron.
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[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure it encourages your allies to hear you say so.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
... What even happened there? Also why have I not heard this hilarious story?
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-27 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
You don't want to know. Oh Rey, it's so embarrassing.

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[personal profile] binare 2015-12-27 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Believe me, it's uncomfortable for the both of us.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's just really hard to lie to you, ma'am.

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