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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-26 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
1.) He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination

2.) don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.

3.) My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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3.)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I don't see it. Darth Vader was scarier. You? You're just hard to understand behind that mask.
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Funny. You seem to remember things differently than I do.

We were able to come to an understanding just fine.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
I'll admit that having you in my mind wasn't pleasant, but I wasn't scared. Takes a lot more than that to intimidate me.
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a challenge?
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-27 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
No. But I'll be ready for you next time.
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[personal profile] sfoils 2015-12-26 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2015-12-26 04:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] youwillbe 2015-12-26 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Surely young Skywalker told you size matters not
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Skywalker is a fool. He was always a fool.

But however misguided he may be, I haven't forgotten his teachings.

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[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
hey, man, not everyone's cut out to serve genocidal maniacs!
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Show some respect, FN-2187. Have you abandoned your courtesies along with the First Order?

[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-27 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I have plenty of respect for those who deserve it...
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1 + 2

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
No idea who you're talking about, but you will not able able to because I can land you on your ass using my staff, not my saber. But I'll use my lightsaber because it's an elegant weapon for a civilised age.
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I believe you have the wrong number.

[also Hux did it]
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Are you certain of that, Captain?
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[this is all she needs some pissybaby Force-user wanting to shove a lightsaber up her rectum] Unless there is some misplaced blame. What has invoked your wrath this time?
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Hux is next, don't worry.]

Your men, Captain. They're getting soft. Unreliable. Insubordinate.

Tell me. What's to stop the rest of your troops from following in FN-2187's example?
courageandtenacity: A Perfect Circle; Annihiliation (from dehumanization)

[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, to be completely fair? this is a serious issue. any dry 'not-this-again' is completely gone.]

The training is being restructured and the conditioning regiment tightened to ensure no reoccurances.

FN-2187 is an anomaly and will be made an example. He will not have a successor.
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[personal profile] wormie 2015-12-27 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
someone's being a little too generous.
Edited 2015-12-27 04:25 (UTC)
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[personal profile] whatyoustarted 2015-12-27 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
And you, Skywalker, are one to talk.
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[personal profile] wormie 2015-12-27 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
why do you say that? i've never had any reason to lie about my weight. seems kind of silly if you ask me.