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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
firstrebel: (011)

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[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
01. There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.

02. Okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will.

03. I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget.

04. I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the droid. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.

05. Send her one!
Edited 2015-12-26 02:11 (UTC)
squadronleader: (pic#9848199)

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[personal profile] squadronleader 2015-12-26 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't sound like a winning combo.
firstrebel: (004)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Not when it's on my ship, it's not.
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[personal profile] squadronleader 2015-12-26 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch, sorry to hear it.
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[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
At least I won't be the one cleaning it up.
alittlebitfiery: (Wink!)

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[personal profile] alittlebitfiery 2015-12-26 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I have three explanations for that. I'm sure at least one of them is believable.
firstrebel: (012)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure the least believable explanation is the true one.

My only question is: who's cleaning it up?
alittlebitfiery: (Happy smile.)

[personal profile] alittlebitfiery 2015-12-26 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
It involves two grimm, a bothan, and a every spoon on the ship.

And that sounds the kind of question you need to ask the universe.
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[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is the universe going to scrub down this mess?
alittlebitfiery: (Aviators.)

[personal profile] alittlebitfiery 2015-12-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe!

I sure hope so.
firstrebel: (010)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Or the persons responsible for the mess can clean it up.
alittlebitfiery: (So you're...crazy?)

[personal profile] alittlebitfiery 2015-12-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
But I don't know how to call that bothan back.
firstrebel: (004)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well then, I guess the one who brought the bothan onto my ship will have to do it.
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03.

[personal profile] anotherform 2015-12-26 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
It was the last one!
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[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Unless it was the last one in the galaxy, it's a pretty safe bet there will be more in our future.
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[personal profile] anotherform 2015-12-26 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't help us now.
firstrebel: (005)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like you didn't let Ezra have it.
anotherform: (alter)

[personal profile] anotherform 2015-12-26 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
He earned it with his blocking.
firstrebel: (009)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure he did, dear.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Lightsaber battle, please. And he started it!
firstrebel: (011)

[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
You know that doesn't make it sound better, right?
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...The chicken nugget was just sort of the last straw?
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[personal profile] firstrebel 2015-12-26 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The straw that broke the tauntaun's back, maybe?

Yeah, he does that.
girlandherstaff: (tears)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty much, yeah.

And yes, yes he does