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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm


you know the deal.
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

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[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
1. Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against self-destructing planet last night.


3. I can't get the smell of burned penis out of my quarters. Also, pain.
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
So escaping my grasp wasn't insult enough? I will personally blast you out of the sky!

[If it didn't involve shifting gears. Because that... He is not touching that.]
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[personal profile] squadronleader 2015-12-26 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
You mean you don't like it? I don't think they do returns on those. Darn.
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Why not try returning each of the sixteen pieces it is now in? See if YOU like it!
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[personal profile] squadronleader 2015-12-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I bought myself one too. Didn't install it in my ship, though.
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Where else would Resistance scum like you shift any gears?
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[personal profile] squadronleader 2015-12-26 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
In numerous beds.


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[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Why is that even a thing that happened?
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
... I was undressing and my lightsaber accidentally activated.

It could have happened to anyone. Really.

[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think that's as common as you claim...
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
How about we debate the odds after you bring me a bacta patch.

[personal profile] handtrooper 2015-12-26 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...right. Could I maybe send someone else instead?
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
All right, I admit that it's not as common as I made it sound. So let's just keep this between us. No one else needs to find out.

[Like Supreme Leader Snoke. Or Hux. Or anyone.]

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[personal profile] forcevision 2015-12-26 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I. Don't want to know.
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-26 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Always take your lightsaber off your belt before undressing. There's some great life advice for the ages!
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll agree with that. The burn marks are hell
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-27 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I have quite a few of those too. Something I think the sore back is distracting me from.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-27 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you wouldn't run from the explosion...
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
At least you don't smell like a trash compactor. [GOOD LORD, IS SHE MAKING A JOKE? CALL THE GODDAMN SPACE PRESSES]
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-27 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Because burned flesh and pine needles is so much better.
courageandtenacity: (to arms production)

[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[c'mon, Ren. now you're pine fresh]

Why haven't you requisitioned a bacta tank?
doingwhatiwant: (KyloRen)

[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-27 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Likely for the same reason you haven't sought out a shower. Admitting that it happened.
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I have a personal shower which I will make use of after I finish the after-action report. [yaaaaas perks of rank, one of the few she embraces in full] I have no idea if you've a personal tank.
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[personal profile] doingwhatiwant 2015-12-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
I do. Did. It stopped functioning properly after the lightsaber hit it eight times.

[collateral damage. It's Ren's specialty.]

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