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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
darthvaderfanboy: (Use the Force)

Kylo Ren | Star Wars

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-25 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Spoilers possible!]

1. Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.

2. That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber

3. the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
girlandherstaff: (Default)

SPOILER WARNING [1]

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So my fighting you... ends with you getting drunk. Huh]
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-25 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I am in immense mental and physical pain. This is the best way to deal with it.
girlandherstaff: (sand)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You killed your father, and then tried to kill my friend, while your First Order were planning on blowing up a planet. I think mental and physical pain is a given.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I am not in the mood for a lecture.

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deepseated: <user name="pbsbyariel" site="insanejournal.com"> ({LA} 38)

2 - misfire

[personal profile] deepseated 2015-12-25 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Because nothing sets the mood like the scent of burning flesh.
darthvaderfanboy: (Staring)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-25 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Some people have acquired tastes.
deepseated: <user name="pbsbyariel" site="insanejournal.com"> ({LA} 28)

[personal profile] deepseated 2015-12-25 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Far be it for me to question the future Galactic Overlord's preferences but some might consider that overcompensating.

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sorry not sorry

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dumed: Kanan #6 (07)

2; texts from a force ghost...

[personal profile] dumed 2015-12-26 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what those are for.
Edited 2015-12-26 00:36 (UTC)
darthvaderfanboy: (Broadsword)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
What I do with my lightsaber is my own business.
dumed: Kanan #6 (04)

[personal profile] dumed 2015-12-26 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad millennia of an epic struggle for mastery between the Light and the Dark fought with the galaxy's most elegant weapon are helping make your private time more exciting, kid, but you're gonna wind up with burns in interesting places.

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[personal profile] msadler 2015-12-26 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
I know my kink. And that's real niche.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
At least you're not judging me for it like some people seem to be fond of doing.
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[personal profile] msadler 2015-12-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm personally not a fan of burns, which I assume is what a lightsaber would do to bare skin.

And I'm almost always the one giving pain, not receiving.

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helluva: ICONTROL. (WHY IS HE IN THE TRAILER FOR .05 SECONDS)

02.

[personal profile] helluva 2015-12-26 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've read this 3 times.
Gotta say, it really doesn't get any less weird.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Can't tell if that's judgement or jealousy in your tone.
helluva: ICONTROL. (Default)

[personal profile] helluva 2015-12-26 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Instinct says "both", but then I remember it is YOU, after all.
So, let's go with option d: none of the above.

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3.

[personal profile] dontcallhergeneral 2015-12-26 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't hold your breath, Ben.
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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, nobody got hurt. Well, no one who mattered! ... I'm still in trouble, aren't I?
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[personal profile] forcechanic 2015-12-26 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
How have you managed to avoid the "Learn from my mistakes" lecture?
darthvaderfanboy: (Unmasked Windswept)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-26 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't. I just chose not to listen to them.
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[personal profile] forcechanic 2015-12-27 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Then why do you think he won't get mad?

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[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Too late. I've already started. You're welcome to join me.
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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[REN...]

I fear someone will have you return you to the hospital. [AND SHE'LL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE BALLS TO DO IT.]

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