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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-18 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
1. On a not really funny at all but kind of brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs.

2. Smoked before work and just remembered I left pringles in my work desk last time I was high. Perfect.

3. I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

4. is wine microwaveable?
Edited 2015-12-18 22:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-18 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I stutter?
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[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-12-18 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Oy! Don't be rude!
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[rude and ginger. sorry doc.]

That's rude but hitting someone with a car isn't? Interesting. I'm sure he'll walk it off when he picks himself back up.
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[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-12-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Steal his gingerness if you must, BUT NOT HIS RUDENESS]

Well, it depends on who the someone you hit was. Not that it's not rude, it is rude. Very rude. But I know a few people in the universe who could walk it off. Actually, there's about... ... maybe 9 species off-hand who it wouldn't affect at all
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-18 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[too late.]

He's a "dark side of the Force" user. If he doesn't walk it off then he's not a very good one. Human, gangly and with a penchant for destroying rooms in my base.
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[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-12-18 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that's not someone I ... No wait. Hang on a minute. Does he have a... bit of an obsession with Darth Vadar?
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-18 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. I switch off when he brings the topic up. It's the perfect time to balance the books.

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[personal profile] firstordered 2015-12-18 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
why are you asking me?

...and why do you want hot wine?
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-19 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
your number is first on the list.

because it's cold in here. so, do you have an answer?
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-18 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
And yet none of that effort has went to double checking your contacts all still are the same people. Hm.
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-19 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's something I should look into when I'm not on the third bottle.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-19 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Working for the First Order makes you drink? That's a sign you're working for the wrong people
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[personal profile] morally_cryptic 2015-12-19 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you do it like you really mean it. Also it helps to use one that's really big and heavy.
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-19 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I gave it 110%. We'll see how long it takes for them to start moving again.
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[personal profile] morally_cryptic 2015-12-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can only hope they deserved it
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[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
try it yourself and see
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-20 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
impressive. it actually does.
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[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-20 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
the first order once again triumphs in all it does






that was sarcasm btw
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-20 10:30 am (UTC)(link)
at least i did not destroy the microwave like you would have.


no, really?
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[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-20 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i could destroy your microwave from here
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-20 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You could. But then I would be forced to take action, Ren.
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[personal profile] fulfils 2015-12-20 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
ooooh action. will you write another report on me
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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-20 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not. I'll just destroy something you like.

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