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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
1. You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us

2. If I had an English accent like that I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk

3. Hey, sex in an X-Wing is actually quite the achievement.

4. Text him!
rogueskeptic: (Default)

of course this guy would be ancient in pilot years...

[personal profile] rogueskeptic 2015-12-18 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
3. I'm not flexible enough for that anymore.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Just let your partner do all the hard work?
rogueskeptic: (what can i say?)

[personal profile] rogueskeptic 2015-12-18 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I figure I've earned the right
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you've earned as much sex in as many x-wings as you'd like.
rogueskeptic: (smile!)

[personal profile] rogueskeptic 2015-12-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It's definitely more fun than getting a medal.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it might get a little weird if they handed out offers of sex instead of medals at the next ceremony.

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[personal profile] bb8 2015-12-18 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Bt u hve a nice accent! Dnt go changing on me! :(((
xwingpoetry: (Default)

well that's basically adorable.

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well thanks, buddy. I wouldn't want to let you down.
bb8: (jakku is sandy)

BB-8, here to bring the cute

[personal profile] bb8 2015-12-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
If ppl dnt like ur accent, thn thyr nt nice!!
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think those guys over at the First Order liked it very much. Of course, that might have something to do with the fact I'm in the Resistance. I don't know.
bb8: (x-wing selfie)

[personal profile] bb8 2015-12-18 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Thy r poo-poo heads! Dnt listn 2 them!
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's basically what Poe hears when BB-8 talks to him, anyway. But seeing it in text is still amusing.]

Thanks for the words of encouragement, BB-8. I know I can always count on you when I'm feeling a little down.

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[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-12-18 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I could, but you're busy fighting in a rebellion and the last time I took off with one of her pilots, the General got quite peeved. I'll have to say no, sorry.
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[personal profile] firstordered 2015-12-18 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
i'll take your word for it
xwingpoetry: (Default)

oh hai friend!

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
All I'm saying is the Millennium Falcon has a lot more space, and I'm sure Rey wouldn't be entirely opposed to the idea if you asked nicely.
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sup pal!

[personal profile] firstordered 2015-12-18 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...she IS going to be busy for a while
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
And this is a really great stress-reliever. Trust me.
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[personal profile] firstordered 2015-12-18 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
you got anything to drink?

this... might be my first time.

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-18 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
In my defence, I was drunk. What's your excuse?
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-18 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Other than being a guy, you mean?
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-18 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, other than that.
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-19 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I have an excuse. I know you were pretty mad, but you did this little thing with your nose that was kind of adorable. And also the lingerie. That too, definitely.
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that was Jessika's idea. I'd mentioned never really having anything nice. She made me her new mission. Also those hot dogs were good. Did you get anymore?

... Wait, why does the lingerie 'definitely' lead to telling me about sex in an X-Wing?

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[personal profile] kettchmeifyoucan 2015-12-19 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously those things are cramped