memepasta: (ll cool hat)
ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-11-13 04:19 pm
chronosexual: (<||>)

Jack Harkness | Doctor Who / Torchwood

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
1. This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.

2. We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far

3. it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
sexy_bluebox: (Oh?)

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[personal profile] sexy_bluebox 2015-11-14 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
are you quite sure its a hickey and not an egg, darling?
chronosexual: (chuckle)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-14 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd know by now if it were. Trust me, I'd be a lot more panicked.

Especially after last time. Eugh.
sexy_bluebox: (Hm?)

[personal profile] sexy_bluebox 2015-11-14 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
at least you have something to remember your conquest?
i might be able to whip up an ointment of sorts if i have the ingredients
chronosexual: (oh!)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
You can do that? And you'd do that for me? That's very sweet of you. Here I was thinking you stopped liking me again.
sexy_bluebox: (Energy)

[personal profile] sexy_bluebox 2015-11-15 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
i can, i would, and it wasn't you i didn't like, darling. i'm afraid our time energy isn't compatible.

it's like having a friend who gives you an electric shock every time they're within five feet of you. tend to keep them at an arm's distance.

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kindheartedjerk: (Good mood)

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[personal profile] kindheartedjerk 2015-11-14 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Must be pretty handy. Knowing you tho, there's probably aliens involved.
chronosexual: (smile)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-14 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on how lucky I get that night. I could bring you along next time.
kindheartedjerk: (This is my default expression)

[personal profile] kindheartedjerk 2015-11-14 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a tempting offer. But if there's any aliens with tentacles and eight eyes then I'm out.
chronosexual: (chuckle)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with tentacles? They're very grabby.

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recidivates: (Well could have been worse)

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[personal profile] recidivates 2015-11-14 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, wasn't it hilarious?
chronosexual: (cheeky)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-14 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You could try asking the people whose homes you destroyed how funny it was.

I told you that you should have let me drive.
recidivates: (Vera is ready for action)

[personal profile] recidivates 2015-11-14 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We got there on time, didn't we? All alive and well.

And I only smashed like five homes. Barely anything really.
chronosexual: (srs)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-14 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll let you fill out the damage report then.

I don't know if you realise, but even though I don't die for long, I still don't like to do it. It hurts. I don't want you to die either, because you don't come back.

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youmetimespace: (Action: Consulting the Book)

3 - Texting from the Doctor's mobile, the one she stole who knows how long ago

[personal profile] youmetimespace 2015-11-14 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
And are your salacious senses tingling?
chronosexual: (chuckle)

He's got the Doctor's number. No way to tell who's on the other end though.

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
They might be. I could use some company while I investigate.
youmetimespace: (Action: Kiss)

[personal profile] youmetimespace 2015-11-15 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's not 'finding' an orgy. That's creating one. I'm not entirely sure that isn't cheating.
chronosexual: (<||>)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I fail to see what the difference is.

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chronosexual: (smile)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Mad I didn't outwardly extend an invite? You know you're welcome to come along if you like.
lostandwon: (not the person to make angry)

[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-11-15 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
How many times? You need to at least buy me a drink first. How are you, otherwise?
chronosexual: (jack + 10)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If I can promise there'll be drinks there, does that sweeten the deal at all?

I've.. been better. Been a rough go of it since we last met.

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saidyouweredead: (can smile and kill)

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[personal profile] saidyouweredead 2015-11-15 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
That one was your fault. Completely and utterly.
chronosexual: (cheeky)

[personal profile] chronosexual 2015-11-15 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
To my credit, do you have any idea how long it's been since I've driven in your country? Last time must've probably been about the time you lot got the first cars.
saidyouweredead: (amused)

[personal profile] saidyouweredead 2015-11-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I can't find it in myself to complain since that keeps my chances of angry aliens abducting me down. Or you getting shot if someone assumes you're me. Some paths shouldn't cross all that often.