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ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-11-13 04:19 pm
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James Olsen | Supergirl

[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
1. Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
2. My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
3. He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
4. [text him!]
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[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Old high school friend?

Old high school bad judgment call?
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
The date or the guy? I met the girl on Tinder, the guy was just a bad coincidence- I would never make THAT bad a judgment, come on.
stands_for_hope: (amused)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You're forgetting I know you.

And HAVE known you. I'm happily surprised to find different.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Now that I think about it, that Tinder profile might have been a bad idea.

Also that fifth tequila.
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[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
JAMES

I'm shaking my head. I hope you realize this.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
So five is the number of tequilas I have to have to get you to call me James. It has taken me so many years to gain this very important piece of information, I could cry.
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[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
You could have always asked, Jimmy.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
There we go again. What does a man have to do to get some respect around here? Is the answer more tequilas?
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[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
The answer is NEVER more tequila. Never.

I don't care what Lois says. Lois is a terrible authority on that particular subject.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)


I think the answer is more tequila. You would never know, I have autocorrect on.
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[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to do it again just because of tequila.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[he attaches a screencap of the text with the "JAMES" on it]

I will print it and frame it and title it "5 tequilas." This is how I get another Pulitzer.

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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I'm sorry. I have no idea how he managed to even get drunk in the first place. Um... I'll pay for repairs? Somehow? Do repair places do installment plans?
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry about it, having witnessed it is payment enough.
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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know whether to be impressed or scared that you actually managed to get him drunk. It's a skill that you must guard with your life now, you realise that? If his enemies knew this was possible... :P
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't even me, he showed up with an unlabeled bottle and the mission to drink it.

Maybe we can get one for you... :PP
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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, no, no, no. We do not want to see a drunk!me. Drunk!me probably does more embarrassing things than sober!me does on a regular basis, and it's pretty hard to beat sober!me in the embarrassment stakes.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you could keep it for a rainy day.
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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'd like to imagine what type of 'rainy day' would have me looking for the alcohol...
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
You don't HAVE to drink the whole bottle in one go.

Your cousin was just... excited.
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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
...James, what are you not telling me? Clark does not get that excited to drink a full bottle in one night. What happened? ... Did he try to show the duckling pictures again?
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
What IS it with the duckling thing? He keeps instagramming them, should we stage an intervention?
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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
New hatchlings at the Kent farm, they're all excited. Aunt Martha emailed us a 6 page long thing about them all. Apparently making sure ducklings make it through the early stages is hard work. So it's innocent now, but if he starts to write an article on it that isn't connected to anything relevant, intervention time.
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[personal profile] vignetting 2015-11-14 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
He keeps signing his texts with ϵ( ‘Θ’ )϶

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