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ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-11-13 04:19 pm
bozhemoi: (cheesiest smile)

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)

1: The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you

2: Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.

3: Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
pointedsouth: (053;)


[personal profile] pointedsouth 2015-11-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Did you tell them you've got a little Captain in you? That ought to do the trick.
bozhemoi: (cocktail)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Rogers, I'm actually a little speechless. Has Stark been coaching you in pick up lines?
pointedsouth: (023 ;)

[personal profile] pointedsouth 2015-11-14 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Is that a pickup line? I thought it was meant to be a funny reference. Stark says he can get you a sailboat if you text him where to send it but I don't think that's a good idea. Why do you want a sailboat?
bozhemoi: (looking for a fossil)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Read it back to yourself. Slowly. Because I want to pretend I'm a pirate. Why would I not want a sailboat? Don't you trust me to steer an extremely large vessel around the sea while drunk?
perilicious: (Now what)


[personal profile] perilicious 2015-11-14 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
He said that to you? Was that before or after you stabbed him?
bozhemoi: (straight hair smile)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I may have hit his head too hard against the wall. Before.
perilicious: (Tight smile)

[personal profile] perilicious 2015-11-14 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I think your mark may have some. Very particular preferences.
bozhemoi: (realisation made)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure I wanted to know that. You can take the perverted mark next time.
perilicious: (Do NOT)

[personal profile] perilicious 2015-11-14 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But you do so well with them. I do not want to interrupt artist at work.
howyoupunch: (actually you suck)


[personal profile] howyoupunch 2015-11-14 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
They would if you had a penis, but that's the Yacht club for you.
bozhemoi: (well fuck (robe))

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure there's a joke about the size of a yacht and the size of something else... Maybe I should have flashed them.
howyoupunch: (thats how biotch)

[personal profile] howyoupunch 2015-11-15 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not worth it. Next time you need a boat, just find me. Assuming it's not for anything too illegal.
bozhemoi: (as far as he can throw me)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-15 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Define TOO illegal.
howyoupunch: (the lord is testing me)

[personal profile] howyoupunch 2015-11-16 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
National or International Incident too illegal.
strongertogether: (Default)


[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I know that was a joke, but I did look it up. ...There is nothing going on at work today, Cat's unusually calm. I'm worried. I think there will be a storm
bozhemoi: (idek)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
It also means that you're obligated to participate. Well, if she's not usually one to remain quiet that would be a good indicator. Probably best you get out of there, avoid the storm.
strongertogether: (looking down)

[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
I would gladly participate if I were not still at work and due to be here for a few hours more. Oh, trust me, if I am not here to weather the storm, I feel the after-effects most profoundly. Help me, Obi-Wan Natasha, you're my only hope!
bozhemoi: (she's onto you)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
I see. I'm a little disappointed, my young padawan, but I do understand. I'll just keep you updated on how good the music is in the bars, and whether or not I can drink as much as Stark.
strongertogether: (eyes of power)

[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'll likely join you when work is done. Barring saving-the-day-ness. Also don't try to drink as much as Tony, that way leads to liver problems.
eyeofthehawk: (Yeah... about that)


[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2015-11-14 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That was an accident as I tried to grab you but I'm glad we became partners and friends.
bozhemoi: (observing in sweats)

[personal profile] bozhemoi 2015-11-14 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not as if we play fair when fighting each other. Anything goes. Me too, Barton.
eyeofthehawk: (Joker of the pack)

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2015-11-14 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Knew you loved me, Romanoff ;P