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ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-11-13 04:19 pm
tasedagod: (pic#9302943)

Darcy Lewis | MCU | OTA

[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-14 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
1. I'm drinking nothing but coffee and vodka for the next 48 hours. For science.

2. He's sitting on top of the fridge in a black speedo and won't come down.

3. I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.

4. Text her!
spideyguy: (Hmph)

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[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-14 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
yeah sometimes that happens. they have a thing for webbing
tasedagod: (Default)

[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
But why would they cry?
spideyguy: (Woah)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-15 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
i think it has something to do with tears of joy. honestly it scares me.
tasedagod: (Default)

[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...I really don't think that was why they were crying, dude. What do you do to these poor girls?
spideyguy: (Ceiling)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-15 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
NO. NOTHING.
i have like a CULT FOLLOWING. ive never done anything !
tasedagod: (pic#9302663)

[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
A cult following that knows your real name? Try again, buddy.

You can tell me.
spideyguy: (Woah)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-15 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...wait WHAT?
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[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think I wander around parties screaming SPIDERMAN?
spideyguy: (Talking)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-15 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
i figured that would be the only reason a girl was crying ??
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[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Out with it, Peter. What's this secret?
spideyguy: (Can't Look!)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
i really dont know o.O
tasedagod: (pic#9302685)

[personal profile] tasedagod 2015-11-15 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You can trust me. I promise I won't go telling the entire internet about it.
spideyguy: (Ceiling)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-16 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
my god, why are we friends
spideyguy: (Hmph)

[personal profile] spideyguy 2015-11-17 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
im a new yorker i wasnt raised with manners