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ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ɪ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ([personal profile] memepasta) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-11-13 04:19 pm
stands_for_hope: (frustrated)

Clark Kent | DCEU/ DC | OTA

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
  1. I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store.
  2. My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
  3. Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
  4. You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
  5. Text him!
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strongertogether: (happy)

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[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
You said you were hungry and I was nearest a taco place!
stands_for_hope: (wtf?)

hey cuz

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
I don't mean to be ungrateful but...

Why my bed?
strongertogether: (and now i'm in shock)

Hey cousin! Nice to see you!

[personal profile] strongertogether 2015-11-14 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
You had company, I didn't want to barge in and seem rude. Going into your kitchen wouldn't have helped either. So it had to be the bed

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stands_for_hope: (amused)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's all right. Honestly, I've never heard a more convincing velociraptor John F Kennedy theory.
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[personal profile] ownhorizons 2015-11-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Okay I may need details on that. I remember nothing.

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[personal profile] perilicious 2015-11-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
What do you expect me to do? Invent emergency? It is good you spend time with your mother, enjoy it and suffer.

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[personal profile] arrowgant 2015-11-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
If it makes you feel better, I've been drunker?
stands_for_hope: (annoyed (comics) (glasses))

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
It does not actually make me feel better.

Also, no, you cannot put a velociraptor in your bow, no matter how small.
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[personal profile] arrowgant 2015-11-14 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
... Makes me feel better...

And you say that, but if I can put a boxing glove in an arrow, I'm pretty sure I can put a miniature velociraptor in one too.

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the_mechanic: (178)

2~

[personal profile] the_mechanic 2015-11-14 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tell her no, you don't know what Buzzfeed is, you're a legit journalist and don't need a quiz to tell you what your superhero sidekick name is.

And are you asking me to join in watching Magic Mike 2, because I can think of worse ways to spend a couple hours.
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stands_for_hope: (amused)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Only if there's a gaping hole in your life that only a trip to Kansas and homemade pie can fill, absolutely.
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[personal profile] the_mechanic 2015-11-14 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Perpetually.

I'm on my way.

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[personal profile] singleshot 2015-11-14 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
You wanted recipes, I delivered. My timing has always been impeccable.
stands_for_hope: (beer!)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
And now I'm making risotto tonight.
singleshot: (001)

[personal profile] singleshot 2015-11-14 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Excellent choice, just remember to give it your undivided attention.

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[personal profile] waitedtoolong 2015-11-14 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
There were too many choices. I panicked. I just remembered that you said you wanted some.
stands_for_hope: (amused)

Did you mean 3? If I'm wrong, I'll retag ^_^

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
I never say no to food, it was very sweet

But why my bed?
stands_for_hope: (Default)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you think I'm texting you? This IS the invitation.

Also to help me.

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[personal profile] madly_thinking 2015-11-14 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You sound concerned but so long as I didn't get all angsty and the cops didn't bust me for drinking underage this is a win.

[A moment later, Rhona adds:] What I don't get is the velociraptors part. Amargasaurus are clearly better.
stands_for_hope: (amused)

[personal profile] stands_for_hope 2015-11-14 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
That was your choice. I didn't say anything.

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