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DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-10-13 08:50 pm

tuesday texting.







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

heavenonearth: (.027)

castiel / supernatural

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-13 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah this will be absolutely disastrous, godspeed ]
noapplepielife: (pic#8705377)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
if we played heads or tails, what are the chances of me getting head?
heavenonearth: (.005)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ you're going to regret this, dean. ]

Either 49% of 51%, depending on which side of the coin was up when the flip commenced.
noapplepielife: (pic#8705372)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[He regrets most things already.]

no. let me try this again...

what time do you get off and can I watch?
heavenonearth: (.017)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
What am I getting off of? You're typing strangely, Dean.

Is this code? Is something wrong?
noapplepielife: (pic#8705381)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
[omg why.]

I'm not typing strangely. I'm a little drunk and a lot horny.
heavenonearth: (.019)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ this is your own mess, dean.. you did this to yourself. ]

Oh. I understand. Perhaps next time you should simply say that.
noapplepielife: (pic#8705370)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he absolutely did.]

you understand? that's it??
heavenonearth: (.011)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I understand.

You are in need of assistance?
noapplepielife: (pic#8705377)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
assistance is one way of putting it, yeah.
heavenonearth: (.024)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
I am on my way. I'll see you in two hours.
noapplepielife: (pic#8705371)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-14 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
two hours?? you can't just poof here?
heavenonearth: (.010)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm busy, at the moment. Is that too long? Are you having an emergency, Dean?

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angelfire: (Whisper)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Little brother. How would you like to learn something new today?
heavenonearth: (.016)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ just no ]

No, thank you.
angelfire: (Fratricide)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's non optional, Castiel. I'm very bored, and you know you should take one for the team. It would be terrible if I called up Sammy and woke up all his awful memories, now, wouldn't it?
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[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
You will not. Sam has nothing to do with this, not anymore.
angelfire: (What's for lunch?)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Freed from his burdens presently or not, Sam is still my vessel, and the Cage was never made to contain two archangels.
So imagine my surprise when I got phone reception.
Now Castiel, why don't you find somewhere you can be alone. A motel room will do, if you can't find a desert.
heavenonearth: (.015)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

I have no way of knowing this isn't a trick of my own mind.

What is it you want?
angelfire: (Fratricide)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you don't, but can you really risk it?
I want your compliance, Castiel. It's a confidence game.
heavenonearth: (.016)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ no. no he can't. ]

Fine. I am alone. Confidence game?
angelfire: (Whisper)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Back when we were all much younger and much prettier, my brothers and I would play games with you lesser angels. You were all so naive; completely biddable. We'd whisper commands and see how far you would all go to obey them.
Really, it was a confidence game because it tested our daring, which is why Gabriel or I usually won. Now I intend to use the same principles to test you. How far will you go, Castiel, to protect those Winchester boys? Will you take off your coat for them?
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[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ always, it comes down to the winchesters, doesn't it? it always will. castiel grasps the phone tight and thinks to simply ignore it, ignore it all, but - but the damn bastard is right. it isn't worth the risk. with restrained fury, he shucks off his coat and tosses it down. ]

Yes.
angelfire: (Oh let me see no)

[personal profile] angelfire 2015-10-14 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought so. Your disobedience is an act, after all. You want to obey. If only the system was fair, and the orders weren't questionable.
Send me a photograph. I want to be sure you intend to follow through.
heavenonearth: (we are just beginning)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-14 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You know nothing about what I want.

[ but the photograph comes nonetheless, and as promised his coat is flung aside, restrained defiance writ clear in his features. ]