bababooey: (eight.)
Ben Wyatt ([personal profile] bababooey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-10-09 04:20 pm

tfln

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


you know how to do this.
stolen from everywhereeee.
heavenonearth: (.019)

castiel / supernatural

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?

2. The woman that was sitting beside me thought that the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me about her problems.

3. At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

4. Thank you for bringing me home and putting me in my bed. The pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

5. Text him!
noapplepielife: (pic#8705393)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-09 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
mcflurry's are serious business okay.
Edited (MCFLUFFY'S LMAO OMG AM I DRUNK NO) 2015-10-09 23:47 (UTC)
heavenonearth: (.005)

mcfluffys tho

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-09 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I have it on good authority that they are not particularly serious business.
noapplepielife: (pic#8705372)

ikr

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-09 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
oh yeah? and what good authority is that?
noapplepielife: (pic#8705376)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
you're barely a good authority on how to be an angel, never mind anything related to being human.

[That's not meant to be as insulting as it sounds, really.]

look, when I order an oreo mcflurry I expect to GET an oreo mcflurry, not freakin m&ms. not my fault he couldn't get it right.
heavenonearth: (.028)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ wow dean low blow!! you rude motherfucker what great sin did he commit to get dean winchester as a friend, you hurt his wee feelings ]

Well, yes, but you could have been a bit more.. civil. Still, Oreos are superior to M&Ms, I think. But Reese's is superior to both.
noapplepielife: (pic#8705378)

[personal profile] noapplepielife 2015-10-10 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[#sorrynotsorry]

amen man. they should make a reese's mcflurry.
heavenonearth: (.011)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ one of these days he's gonna dump you for sam for real ]

They already have, Dean. They exist.

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[personal profile] doublecrossroads 2015-10-10 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
What an easy soul that would've been to take.
heavenonearth: (but today you're my little bitch)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
A good thing then that I'm not in the business.
doublecrossroads: (9)

[personal profile] doublecrossroads 2015-10-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? You aren't interested in bringing souls to Heaven?
heavenonearth: (.015)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like what you do. What choices they make discern where they go. I don't have anything to do with it.
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[personal profile] doublecrossroads 2015-10-10 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like an excuse for laziness to me.
heavenonearth: (.011)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
At least we don't have to make backdoor deals and prey on human insecurity to secure souls. They come to us because they want to.
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[personal profile] doublecrossroads 2015-10-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
But you don't deny that you're lazy.
heavenonearth: (uriel's the funniest angel in the)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm not lazy. We work very hard.

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[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-10 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Any time. I even warded them for you. You're good.

[ You've seen what Dean's Enochian looks like sober, right? You can imagine what it looks like drunk, drawn on pillows, in a red substance that may be blood, or possibly A1 sauce. ]
heavenonearth: (.004)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it.

But your penmanship is atrocious.
ghostlife: (78 - doubting - condescending)

[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
If it ain't broke don't fix it. You can read it, can't you?
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[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Some of it.

I think you mixed up 'Van' and 'Veh'.


[ you're besties with an angel how dare your enochian be so shitty ]
ghostlife: (456 - side glance - quest - why cas)

[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-10 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
So what's it say now?

[ Spoilers: Dean can't actually read Enochian. He just knows which squiggly line follows which. And look, he's got better ways to spend his time than copying letter charts, okay. He'll master his penmanship when he dies and stays dead. ]
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[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ no dean this is important it is his personal responsibility to see to it that your enochian is acceptable or better ]

'Protect this cow'.
ghostlife: (78 - pointing neutral talking call out)

[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-10 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I just spit my drink out laughing. You owe me a drink, asshole.

Seriously, it'll still work, right? I mean you're kind of like a cow.
heavenonearth: (uriel's the funniest angel in the)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't blame me for your inability to drink and laugh simultaneously.

And of course not! I'm nothing like a cow. I am an angel, not a bovine, and this vessel is male.

To be perfectly honest, you're more closely related to the cow than I am.

Remember that, when you are enjoying your next cheeseburger.

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