bababooey: (eight.)
Ben Wyatt ([personal profile] bababooey) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-10-09 04:20 pm

tfln

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme


you know how to do this.
stolen from everywhereeee.
guzzles: (Lucifer)

Sam Winchester | Supernatural

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-09 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
1/-- The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
2/-- I feel like God sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
3/-- Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how Romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
4/-- Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
5/-- You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
heavenonearth: (.007)

1, naturally

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-10 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only trying to be helpful, Sam.
guzzles: (Well?)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is why he should never just assume he's texted the right number. Angels with cell phones, seriously. ]

Oh, and you are. You are being helpful, definitely. I suppose I'm just feeling a little underwhelmed.
heavenonearth: (.005)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-11 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry sam, cas is a walking disaster when it comes to technology. .. and also, you know. everything else too. ]

Do you need a firmer nudge?
guzzles: (What?)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-11 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Either more confidence in me or less. I suppose in some ways I should be grateful that we've hit mediocre.
heavenonearth: (.012)

[personal profile] heavenonearth 2015-10-11 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I am confident in you, Sam. Mostly.

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lotsoflaughs: (Do Go On)

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[personal profile] lotsoflaughs 2015-10-10 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Castiel already has Dean to deal with, he probably doesn't need to deal with you giving him headaches too.
guzzles: (No Entry)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not that high maintenance, am I?

[ Spoilers, yes he is. ]
lotsoflaughs: (Do Go On)

[personal profile] lotsoflaughs 2015-10-10 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wanna bet? My little brother doesn't need *both* of you trying to drive him to drink.
guzzles: (Express)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Most of his benders are thanks to your dad, as I recall, but nice try trying to shift the blame.
Although come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that was blasphemy.
lotsoflaughs: (Raised Eyebrows)

[personal profile] lotsoflaughs 2015-10-10 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
Dad seems to make a lot of people want a drink. You know who else makes people want alcohol? Winchesters.

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Yes, go to bed, shoo!

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dust_of_life: (Uncertain)

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[personal profile] dust_of_life 2015-10-10 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. I've been on that bus. The #4 to San Diego.
guzzles: (What?)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
So this old lady is a daily feature? Why didn't I know about this before?
I'm just saying, she should have a channel on YouTube.
dust_of_life: (Amused)

[personal profile] dust_of_life 2015-10-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you should too. I'm beginning to suspect you're drunk texting me on purpose
guzzles: (Well?)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Drunk texting is the better than sober texting. Me sober texting is the second best thing if you want to guarantee yourself a ruined day.
dust_of_life: (Lost)

[personal profile] dust_of_life 2015-10-10 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's gloomy.

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ghostlife: (78 - smile flirt - no but really?)

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[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-10 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'm tempting. 20 bucks says I end up with more lost luggage than you. I already got five. Your move.
guzzles: (With Baby)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't count as five if they're all kid sized carry-ons. If we're doing this we're doing it properly: clothes that will actually fit, or bust.
ghostlife: (78 - arguing  - eyebrows raised - blue)

[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-11 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hey just cause it's got transformers on it don't mean it's a kid's. You had a backpack like this until what, 15? 16?

But fine, I can play hard ball. Adult luggage only, one hour time limit. It's on.
guzzles: (Poker)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-11 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
Twenty dollars, you said. I'm more confident than that, so I'll meet your twenty dollars and raise you picking the tunes on the drive back to OK.
ghostlife: (and talk and spit and be heavenly.)

[personal profile] ghostlife 2015-10-11 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That's not raising the stakes. That's shooting the moon. Listening to Sam's crap music for a whole six hour car ride? Not happening. ...But then, Dean doesn't plan to lose. He's already in uniform and out on the tarmac, pushing a whole cart of flight 6267's luggage back to gate 9. Poor Sammy doesn't stand a chance. ]

New terms. 100 bucks, winner picks the music, and loser buys the winner breakfast in bed for a week, no complaining. You in?

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baby_no: credit: punk4life1315 (drinking)

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[personal profile] baby_no 2015-10-10 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, man, that was me.
guzzles: (What?)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 10:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're right, that sounds much more likely.
baby_no: (baby)

[personal profile] baby_no 2015-10-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course it does. Jesus, Sammy, it's like you don't even know me anymore.


[ sarcaaaaaaasm ~ ]
guzzles: (Default)

[personal profile] guzzles 2015-10-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you know, you can excuse me the confusion, considering you and God share a sense of humor.

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8D I apologize for dean.

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