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2 - omg, couldn't help it. not even sorry.

[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-26 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Change 'might be' to 'am' and you'll get a gold star.

So very drunk.
untowards: (ew)

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
what are you, a brethali

breathli

breathyliz




what are you, my mom!?
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I can practically smell the alcohol through the phone.

[ Jessica in any state of inebriation is entertaining. She's going to save this conversation and read her excerpts all through the inevitable hangover.

It's a slow weekend, she's gotta get her thrills where she can.
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Also, I'm too young to be a mother.
untowards: (ew)

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
shut up oh my god

you are way too sober to talk to me rn
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
The lot of a designated driver. Also, need I remind you that you're the one that texted me and said we should rub our lady parts against each other?
untowards: (yyyyeah)

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
well like realistictically

not saying we should but

if u HAD to pick lady parts to rub with....
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
I rate higher than Sam in this scenario. I'm flattered.

How many shots have you downed?
untowards: (whoa)

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
betchu cant guess

i'll give u a hint, its def a number
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
The answer is "too many". Way, way too many.
untowards: (ew)

of 2

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
excuse u i drank just enough
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[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-27 07:00 am (UTC)(link)





for everyone put together oh god
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[video attachment 2MB: silent judgement]
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-27 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You're going to hate yourself in the morning.

You got a ride or are you propositioning me because you need a ride and your brain thinks this is a porno.
untowards: (whoa)

[personal profile] untowards 2015-09-28 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
wait

this isn't a porno??
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[personal profile] explicative 2015-09-28 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a distinct lack of cheesy 70s music and horrible dialog so...