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meme time ([personal profile] memeorabilia) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-07-26 12:47 pm

Woke Up In Jail


Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby.

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit or you're going to be prison eye candy.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... I'm not dru-*hic* drunk. I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.

2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)

3. Jailer/Warden.

credit goes to [personal profile] darjeeling
russiancrow: (Default)

Vorona | Durarara!! | OTA

[personal profile] russiancrow 2015-07-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kind of re-voicetesting... Let's try this again! Sorry for lack of icons. I'm working on it as we sp...type.
Probably not 2, but up for all the other options. If she can't have any books to read, of course she'll try to sleep.]
bighousetourist: (want a turn?)

random cellmate, because fuck the rules

[personal profile] bighousetourist 2015-07-27 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking about a breakout, what do you think, girlie?

[ Why is this guy being held with her? Who knows? For that matter, how did he get to this time period? Well, does it really matter?

More importantly, he's not going to shut up until she pays attention to him. He makes that clear by tapping his foot against the bed he's stretched out on, and continuing to speak for that matter. ]

This place is pretty lax for a big city, must be spending all the big bucks elsewhere.
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never were rules meant to be fucked quite so much <3

[personal profile] russiancrow 2015-07-27 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Vorona, for her part, has been trying to nap more than anything, ever since she ended up here. There's not much she can do in a cell (though she'll exercise if she's stuck here much longer), and she's fairly sure that someone or other will come to get her out whenever possible - or maybe during transportation to another jail. It doesn't make her happy to have to wait, and it makes her a great deal less happy to have ended up here in the first place, but it's no use crying over spilled milk.

Even with her eyes often closed, she keeps listening, of course, paying attention to the habits of the guards, when they show up, and what they do. It's more something to keep busy with than because she has any immediate plans to escape - but, as she listens, it's impossible not to hear her cellmate, as well, and while the fact that he's starting a conversation is mildly annoying, the subject is certainly of interest to her.]

Thoughts on a breakout are predictable. I deny the necessity to inquire about them.

[Still, she deigns to glance over at him - and while her look couldn't be called friendly, let alone interested, the fact that she's replying at all counts for a lot.]

Digging a tunnel: negative. Floor made of concrete, too laborious. Stealing keys possible, however: ill-advised. Recollection of jail outside of this space is zero.

[She might still try it, of course, especially if she had a partner - or at least a distraction. This man should work as one of them.]

Recommended course of action: bribing guards. Waiting for associates is inevitable.