What do you mean this is the wrong number...?

[analise]

Misfired Text Meme

There you are, sending a text, no big deal, right? Well...unless it goes to the wrong person (oops). But at least it makes for an interesting conversation?

Options:

1. The Drunk Text- you really should have let your friends take your phone away from you
   
2. The Breakup Text- downside: your current partner doesn't know they aren't your partner anymore. upside: maybe this person is available???
   
3. The Funny Text- it was just a joke!
   
4. The Sexy Text- okay, now they've seen you naked and this is awkward
   
5. The 3am Text- you couldn't sleep and now you're musing on the mysteries of the world and had an epiphany that just can't wait until morning
   
6. The Needy Text- you just want someone to talk to
   
7. The Accidentally-On-Purpose Text- Did you really send it by accident or do you just want them to think you did?
   
8. The Meetup Text- Uh-oh, you just told a random stranger to meet you for drinks! (or dinner, or lunch, or a concert or...)
   
9. The Autocorrect Fail- just what it says on the tin
   
10. The Anything Goes Text- you do what you want

When you post, comment whether you want to be the accidental texter or textee. Feel free to include a starter text. Have fun!

here are some possible ideas

Comments

lydia martin ♥ teen wolf ♥ ota

[sanguinescry]

3 ish?

[truealphascott]

[In his defense, he hadn't been the one to send this or record it. It was all Stiles' doing but the two of them couldn't be laughing any harder as the clip was sent to Derek (except they screwed up and it was sent to Lydia. Sorry Lydia!)]

haha nice

[sanguinescry]

...wow, Scott. What are you even doing?

Re: haha nice

[truealphascott]

[Wait.. that wasn't Derek.. Crap!]

Sorry! Just a prank at Derek.

[sanguinescry]

Let me guess. You and Stiles both masterminded this? Sorry to disappoint, sweetie. Not Derek.

[truealphascott]

Yeah, that sums it up.

[After a brief pause comes a second text.]

Not that I'd rather talk to Derek than you. You're not a disappointment.

[Wait, was that better?]

[sanguinescry]

Good save.

( she's not even sure why she's still texting if it was obviously meant for someone else, but she's bored. )

So other than attempting to pester Derek, what are you two up to tonight?

[truealphascott]

Nothing really. It's been a dull weekend. What are you doing?

[sanguinescry]

Painting my toenails. It's a boring night over here.

[truealphascott]

What color are you using?

[Does it say anything about how bored Scott is if he's asking that question?]

You should paint mine next.

[sanguinescry]

Wow, really has been a dull weekend for you, huh? It's called Lost My Bikini In Molokini. ...but it's purple.

( Lydia lifts an eyebrow at the screen and smirks. Really? )

Don't tempt me, McCall, I'll do it.

[truealphascott]

What's Molokini?

[He chuckles.]

I don't know if purple is really my shade.

[sanguinescry]

Volcanic crater near Maui. It's a shade from the OPI Hawaii collection.

...I have blue? I actually have...

Four shades of blue.

[truealphascott]

Shouldn't it be red for lava?

[He looks at his screen funny.]

Why do you need four shades of blue?

[sanguinescry]

It's submerged. ...and also don't question OPI, Scott, they're geniuses.

Why wouldn't I need four shades of blue?

[truealphascott]

Who are the OPI? I don't know. Mom only has three. Pink and red and something else.

[sanguinescry]

Oh honey. It's just a brand of polish. THE brand, if you ask me.

Well, that does it, then, I'm coming over. And I'm bringing a bag of last season's shades so your mom can have more than three colors, because that makes me really sad.

[truealphascott]

There's only one brand of nail polish?

[Belatedly he catches the fact she's coming over]

Why is that sad?

[sanguinescry]

No, there's a ton, but OPI makes the best quality and colors. Plus, they have cute names.

( She's already packing up her stuff, Scott, you brought this upon yourself...and apparently Stiles. )

Because how can she accessorize properly with only three colors? Poor thing! I'll fix it, don't worry.

[truealphascott]

Yeah cute names like lost my bra in a crater purple?

Accessorize what? Her scrubs?

[sanguinescry]

Among others, smarty pants.

Well, those and she probably, you know, wears other clothes when she's not at work, Scott.

[truealphascott]

XD

Would you pick up some tacos on your way over? They have cute names too like soft and crunchy.

[sanguinescry]

...that depends, will you guys pay me back your thirds of the charge if I do?

[truealphascott]

Thirds of the charge?

[Give him a second.]

It's just me. Stiles left already.

[sanguinescry]

Oh. Half then? And Taco Bell or Chipotle?