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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-07-11 06:41 pm

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TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
the dealio.
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Maria Hill | MCU/Agents of SHIELD | F/M

[personal profile] standardprocedure 2014-07-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
1: Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am

2: I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

3: SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??

4: I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken

5: You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Edited 2014-07-12 01:44 (UTC)