1: Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am2: I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.3: SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??4: I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken5: You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?