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Semi-Meme ([personal profile] semimeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-04-25 12:04 am

tfln



You know the drill:
*Pick something from here, make up your own, or post a blank comment
*Others respond
*Hilarity, tragedy, sexy, whatever happens
*????
*PROFIT!
still_counts: (Really?)

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[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.

Or

Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
theonewhocounted: (Not pleased)

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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this supposed to be making me feel better?
still_counts: (Messed Up)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations, you are female and get to put up with us. I'll point out all of the least assholeish men and send them your direction, if you like. As your brother, think of it as me looking out for you.
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't trust your taste in men for me.

They're always boring.
still_counts: (Care to repeat that?)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Boring?! Just because I didn't give you the phone number of the alleged murderer - yes, I know looks were deceiving.

I'm beginning to think we should find someone who could live with us both. Less fuss and muss. Hopefully he will like to stay home and be a house husband and raise our children.
still_counts: (Speechless / Interrupt you there?)

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[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait....not OUR children....yours and his. Well, and mine whenever I find someone I can trick into having them.
theonewhocounted: (Ew)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
This is all sounding a little weird Matty.
still_counts: (Letting myself go)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Weird...? I was just thinking that since you and I are never home. Our cats could keep each other company, with or without a househusband/wife (don't want you to think I'm not equal opportunity :)

Did I mention that this Thomas Hardy's is excellent?
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you implying we should get a flat together?
still_counts: (Happy)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Couldn't hurt. Consolidate resources. Save up for when Mr/Ms Right comes along or just dump more into our pensions to buy that beach property. I don't think it's just the beer talking.

And think, you would be eating less takeout and raiding my fridge more.
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It does make logical sense I suppose. But none of this is convincing me we wouldn't look entirely co-dependent and scare potential mates away.
still_counts: (Relaxed / Watching you)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Older brother or not, I'm not tucking you in at night.

Think about it. My lease expires soon and I have an agent lining up flats and detached houses with gardens that are available.
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, I will.

A garden would be nice.


[They would be able to afford a really nice place if they shared, she supposes.
still_counts: (Letting myself go)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-26 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Agent just texted. Has two to see this weekend. Both with private gardens. Sending addresses now.
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-26 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
When are you going to see them?
still_counts: (Messed Up)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-26 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks like the first one at 2pm. She's trying to fit another one in. Will let you know if it get schedules earlier than that.
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[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-26 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok. Want to do lunch first?
still_counts: (Happy)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds great. Meet you at the Fish and Chips bus in Regent's Park at noon.
theonewhocounted: (Default)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-29 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok. See you then.
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[personal profile] elfiehopkins 2014-04-26 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah you're a little too late with that advice. luckily for you i haven't been caught.

yet.
still_counts: (Toby / I can't look)

[personal profile] still_counts 2014-04-26 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless you are sent to the morgue, I won't be able to bust you out. Note, this path is not advisable, keep running.