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randomjournal ([personal profile] randomjournal) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-04-01 11:52 am

Sexting meme



the sexting meme



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank comment with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!



consulting_detective_221: (Wink Gif)

Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-02 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Edited 2014-04-02 14:08 (UTC)
theonewhocounted: (Neck)

Mis-text?

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-02 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Tease.jpg

[The file opens to a shadowed picture of the side profile of a woman's naked torso, her hair falling over her shoulders and only partially obscuring the outline of her breast. The chin and mouth of the person are visible and may not be immediately discernible to someone unfamiliar with them. Sherlock, however, would recognize them as traits belonging to Molly Hooper.]
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

Re: Mis-text?

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-02 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
At the sound of a text, Sherlock grabs his phone and glances at it casually. The texts he received these days weren't often important; most often, Mycroft nagging him about something or other, or sometimes John asking what he wanted for dinner. Sherlock couldn't be bothered with most of them, so he became somewhat disinterested.

However, it was a picture this time. Shifting in his seat from his bored, sprawled out position, he tapped on the thumbnail to see it better. He had hoped it was that Copper fellow ... what was his name? Something with a G. He hoped it was him sending him a picture of the newest grisly murder. It had been a few days since his last case, and he was debating shooting bullets at the wall again to pass the time.

He furrowed his brows as he examined the photo. Almost immediately, his eyes grew large and he put the phone down on the armrest of the chair. He shifted so he was sitting further away from it, his hand at his mouth, tapping a finger over his lips. He stared intently at the phone, the image still taking up the screen. It must have been a mistake. Or she had reached a new level of desperate in trying to garner his affections.

Sherlock stood and walked to the kitchen, wanting to make a cuppa. But he stopped and glanced over his shoulder at the phone that was still lying on the armrest. He took a few steps towards it, then back into the kitchen. What could he possibly reply to a message such as that? He approached the phone again, stopped, then continued and grabbed the phone in his hand. He paused, thinking of what to reply. All he could think of was ..


"... ?"
theonewhocounted: (Ew)

Re: Mis-text?

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-02 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a very ballsy (and unlike her) thing for her to do, sending that picture to her latest lover. But since breaking things off with Tom, she's been sort of...sowing wild oats. It wasn't anything she's done before, but she needs it after everything with Tom. It had taken her a very long time to actually decide to take and then send that picture, but once she'd done it she felt...liberated. She's spent too much of her life being too shy and reserved to do things like that. If being with Tom taught her anything it was that she was in fact desirable, so why not be a tease for once? Why not show off what she has.

When she hears a message come back to her, she feels both excited and nervous, and quickly checks her phone. Instead what she sees absolutely knocks the wind out of her in the worst way.

OH. MY. GOD.

How did she do that? How did that text go to Sherlock Bloody Holmes?!

Ohgodohgodohgod.

Her cheeks are immediately red and she thinks she might pass out from the complete mortification. She just stares at the screen and wants to take it back. Oh god, you prat. You stupid, stupid, stupid woman! What have you done?

She has no idea what to say. What do you say after that? She wants to die right there instead. Jump off the bloody roof without a crash bag.

Eventually, instead she types out a text:

Very sorry. That wasn't meant for you. That was entirely unprofessional and inappropriate and I hope you can forgive me and forget about it.

She groans as she puts her head in her hands. Did Sherlock forget anything?
Edited 2014-04-02 18:27 (UTC)
consulting_detective_221: (Examination)

Re: Mis-text?

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-02 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sherlock went back to tending to his cuppa, trying to pretend as though he wasn't in the least bit interested in what sort of reply Molly would send. It wasn't exactly like he wasn't used to female affection - when he realized that it was there. The growing popularity of his reputation and John's website had turned him into some sort of odd celebrity. He had gotten somewhat numb to the women who approached him seductively, often too preoccupied in whatever case he was working to give it a second thought. Or even half a thought in the first place.

But this was Molly.

Molly Hooper.

At the sound of a text, he hesitated a moment before grabbing his phone and looking at the reply.


"The angle at which you took the picture isn't flattering. If you plan to take this sort of picture again, I would recommend taking it lying down or perhaps straight-on."
theonewhocounted: (Not pleased)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-02 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
She doesn't do anything except sit there and berate herself for what she's done and hope that Sherlock doesn't write back at all. Him ignoring it would probably be for the best. Unless what he writes back is flattering or nice, but she should know better to expect that.

It's with great hesitation that she does look at her phone after another text comes in. And of course he only has something negative to offer her. The truth maybe, but it hurts just the same. Maybe more. He always hurts her.

"I didn't solicit your advice and I don't want it. Just delete the photo."

She feels tears stinging at her eyes.
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-02 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
He tilts his head in slight confusion.

"It wasn't advice. Just mere observation."

He pauses before then sending a second text.

"I was trying to help."
theonewhocounted: (serious)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-02 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
She sighs. She knows he didn't say it to hurt her feelings. She knows by now that he doesn't realize that it does.

"I know. But it hurts my feelings to be told I'm unattractive."

She leaves off "especially by you." The worst part is that he tells the truth, so she knows he's not just being mean to be mean. He's being honest. She thought it was a nice picture too.
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
He pauses, tapping his finger to his lips in thought.

"Never said you weren't attractive. Merely trying to give advice on how to take a more flattering photo. For whomever."

He hesitates a moment, deleting his text, before writing it out again and hitting Send.
theonewhocounted: (Looking down)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-03 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Well thanks then, I guess. Doubtful I'll be attempting such a silly thing again though."

She thinks maybe this is a neon sign to remind her she isn't the person who does things like send sexy pics.
Edited 2014-04-03 05:55 (UTC)
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Why not?" He honestly didn't understand why she wouldn't try again, just this time, at a better angle. He would never, of course, partake in such behavior himself, but it seemed like such a silly thing to get embarrassed over.
theonewhocounted: (Looking down)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-04-03 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've just made a complete arse of myself. I'd prefer not to repeat it."

And maybe she's now second-guessing the idea of having nude photos of herself just out there.
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"You did no such thing. You merely sent a naked photo of yourself to the wrong person. There is nothing arse-like about that."

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ignoringjohn: (Keeping my eye on you)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-02 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Anthea is bored, and a bored Anthea is a very dangerous person. She could bring the London traffic to a halt with a press of few well chosen buttons on her Blackberry - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. She could pull her well used Sig Sauer out of its holster and start shooting the people off her Twenty-five People Who Irritate Me the Most List. She would plan several crimes using government assets and then begin persuading politicians to carry them out. Or, she would do what she always reaches for first, flirting. How else does a girl get Tiffany rings to plunk down in front of Mycroft Holmes to show him exactly which government employee could be bought and for how much. The price of some people is so...cheap. But she's bored with that too and decides to tempt the Impossible.

To SHolmes
From Anthea

Are you still married to your work?
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-02 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It had been days since the last case. Despite his popularity online with that website John was running, Sherlock found himself being more and more particular when it came to which cases he wanted to take. He interviewed the majority of them, but most got as far as the second sentence before Sherlock stood from his chair and dismissed them. As such, he was unfortunately drowning in quite a bit of free time and was trying to unsuccessfully entertain himself by plucking nonsense on his violin. When he tired of that, he stood and then went into the kitchen and began boiling, dissecting, and deconstructing random items found about the flat. But even that couldn't hold his attention.

At the sound of his phone, he quickly scurried over, ready to take whatever case that Copper fellow had for him. Gary, was it? No, Grant. Graeme? He was trying to still remember his name when he glanced down and saw that it was, to his surprise, Anthea instead.

His brows furrowed with concentration at her text.


To: Anthea
From: SHolmes

"No such thing."

He pauses, thinking of when he went as far as to propose to Janine.

"There is no purpose to marriage."
Edited 2014-04-02 19:14 (UTC)
ignoringjohn: (Just Me)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-02 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Work as a relationship, how well she knew that. Files taken home to spread out on the blankets as her laptop tapped into the dedicated link back to the office was the only action her bed saw since taking this job.

To SHolmes
From Anthea

The fickle thing up and left you then. It's about time, you deserve better.

Are you to the stage of grief where you're ready to replace it with something else? Or are you still stuck in denial?
consulting_detective_221: (Smirk)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
He glanced over at John's laptop, sitting on the desk, then at the bullet holes still decorating the wallpaper. With a quiet sigh, he plopped down into his chair and sunk low.

To Anthea
From SHolmes


"Since when have I followed convention? I've bypassed grief and denial and gone straight to acceptance."

He his send, then added:

"And it didn't LEAVE me. Things are just dull and slow at the moment."
ignoringjohn: (Mental Vacation)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-03 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
To SHolmes
From Anthea


So work has a bad day and sulks in bed with its head under the covers and doesn't offer release or a promise of even a slightly good time.

If you could do anything, which we both know you could considering your resources - excepting the aforementioned work which is moping, being morose, and ignoring you, and those activities which you have agreed not to do - what would that be?

Before you answer, kindly take into consideration that your brother is out of the country and other than the standing ovation I gave for your impressive anger stage, I am dreadfully bored.
consulting_detective_221: (Hrrm Gif)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
To Anthea
From SHolmes


"Are you asking me on a date?"
ignoringjohn: (Tell me more)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
To SHolmes
From Anthea


Yes I am. Activity of your choosing, within sanity. I have the company credit card, a car with driver, and a backgammon set, if you insist on playing games.

No Operation.
consulting_detective_221: London (London)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
He was about to suggest Operation when he got her follow-up text. Dejected and a bit disappointed, he let out a petulant sigh.

To Anthea
From: SHolmes


"Why not Operation?"

No, he couldn't let that one go so easily.
ignoringjohn: (Camouflage)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-03 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
To SHolmes
From Anthea

Recovering from injury obtained in the line of fire.


Specifically, a little over a month ago she had received not one but two bullet holes below the right clavicle and two fingers on her right hand were still numb. Had made herself into a human shield for his brother, but then she was the one with the weapon trying to get a line on their attacker, whom she took out. It had been an interesting day, until the trip to the hospital.
consulting_detective_221: (Examination)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
To Anthea
From SHolmes


"Are you well enough to be outside of a hospital?"
ignoringjohn: (Thoughts to myself)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2014-04-03 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
To SHolmes
From Anthea

Underestimating me, Holmes?


Avoiding typing, 'I shot better with my left than my right before this anyway' or, 'If I had wanted my mother's opinion...oh wait, she's dead.'. Breathe, Anna girl.


To SHolmes
From Anthea

Prescribed physical therapy, antibiotics, and re-training does not require hospitalization.


But it was why she didn't get to accompany Mycroft on this flight.
consulting_detective_221: London (London)

[personal profile] consulting_detective_221 2014-04-03 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
To Anthea
From SHolmes


"Being concerned is now underestimating you? Duly noted.

Kensington Gardens?"

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