deduce: (♛› Yᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡ)

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-21 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
1. He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
SH
2. I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm going to have a little lie down.
SH
3. Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
SH
4. I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
SH
5. I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
SH
theonewhocounted: (Not pleased)

4 for the lulz

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-21 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think this text was meant for me.
deduce: Rᴇsᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇᴀʀʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ。 (♛› Oᴘᴇɴ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪɴᴅ)

beautiful 1/2

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.
SH
deduce: Lɪᴋᴇ ʀᴇsɪɢɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ; ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ (♛› Yᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴅᴅɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ)

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Wrong number.
SH
Edited 2014-03-22 04:45 (UTC)
theonewhocounted: (serious)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-22 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I figured.

[And now someone is feeling curious about who this person is that Sherlock is having sex with. And definitely not jealous. No.]

Mustn't have been very good.
Edited 2014-03-22 05:54 (UTC)
deduce: ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛᴏ you ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴛᴏ me (♛› Lᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴᴇ ᴏғ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅsʜɪᴘ)

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Someone should remember that curiosity killed the cat. ]

Hence the texting.
SH
theonewhocounted: (Ew)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-22 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Satisfaction brought it back.]

What text is so important that you would leave a lady waiting?

I don't suppose it would have anything to do with the body in my morgue right now.


[It is a rather interesting one.]
deduce: I'ᴍ ᴏᴋ, I'ᴍ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ。 (♛› Gᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ғᴇᴇʟ I ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ʀʜʏᴛʜᴍ)

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Fair play. ]

How long has it been in?
SH


[ wow no one will noticed how he ignored that one question. he's so sneaky like that. ]
theonewhocounted: (Not pleased)

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-22 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh yes, incredibly sneaky. Molly's totally thrown off the scent now, imbecile that she is.]

Couple hours. Not Lestrade's case.

[Hence why he wasn't called to the scene. And also why she should probably not be telling him about it. But just as he knows her weakness (him), she knows his (case).]
Edited 2014-03-22 17:18 (UTC)
deduce: (♛› Nᴏᴛ ʀᴇɴᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴄᴇ)

action? or we can go to journals or something idk

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sherlock wouldn't count on an imbecile and would most likely be offended by the accusation. ]

Be there in 20.
SH


[ Weaknesses abound, then. ]
theonewhocounted: (serious)

I'm fine with either!

[personal profile] theonewhocounted 2014-03-22 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, she is going to hell for this. Not that she's lying, there is a body and it is interesting. But she just took him away from some other woman.]

She'll still be here in 40.

[Which is her way of saying "you have time to wrap things up properly there" because now she's feeling guilty, which is overriding her feelings of jealousy.]
deduce: (♛› I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴇs)

HUFF do you have an open post or anything we can redirect to? i'd make one but my journal is so full

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hell? Hardly, Molly. You're being a tad melodramatic, there. ]

So? I'll be there in 20.
SH
acclimatize: (pic#6560099)

3 because lmao

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-21 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's because you're so hot.
deduce: (♛› Oʀ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ)

hahaaha

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Some would say it's because I was smoking in the venue.
SH
acclimatize: (pic#7224090)

[personal profile] acclimatize 2014-03-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I should have known that was the only reason you would willingly visit your brother.
deduce: (♛› Aɴᴅ sᴛʀᴜᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ)

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
He smokes like a twelve-year old. Low tar.
SH
herrin: lexgraphix (Default)

1

[personal profile] herrin 2014-03-21 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I did tell you he would be persistent.
deduce: (♛› Yᴏᴜ ʜɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴋᴇʟᴇᴛᴏɴs)

<3

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I think the word 'desperate' would be more accurate.
SH
herrin: frakkingcylon (oh is that so?)

<3

[personal profile] herrin 2014-03-24 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I fail to see how this is my fault.
dominantmind: killing you with my mind (pic#7240232)

5

[personal profile] dominantmind 2014-03-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sloppy dosage. You do have such a liberal hand.
deduce: (♛› Nᴏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ)

[personal profile] deduce 2014-03-22 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It wasn't the dosage. I'm not incapable, Mycroft. I did the maths.
SH