Them rule things
1. Post with your name and fandom and preferences
2. You (or the responder or both) are drunk as a dunk
3. RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
4. Stay cool, you crazy cats.
1. Dragged away from the bar
Dude, it's totally time to put that glass down ok. And because I am an awesome friend, I am going to do you the favor.
2. Strip poker
Yeah, well. There's been worse ideas hasn't there?
3. Gone streaking
So you're feeling groovy and hot because you are hot, duh. Time to let it all hand out, man.
4. Friendly Terrorism
What's a little eggs and toilet paper on your best friend's car hurt?
5. Bar fight
YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOU BUDDY. I WANT ANOTHER ROUND.
6. Obligatory one night stand
Yeah, well. Shit happens.
7. Dancing in the streets
Like streaking except more ridiculous unless you're David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
8. Terrible Karaoke
You knew this was coming.
9. Chug off
ACTUALLY I AM NOT DRUNK ENOUGH SO BRING IT
10. WHO KNOWS
You're just drunk, man. Roll with it.