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socktillery ([personal profile] socktillery) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-02-20 09:04 pm

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You Should Have Knocked
 

So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absent minded they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes its not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Othertimes someone was in the bathroom and failed to close the door the whole way, again not your fault. Sometimes they put up several signs saying "Please don't enter I'm very naked right now" and you just ignore them because who would have that many signs for that?
 

Anyway, that's this meme, you've just walked in on something you shouldn't have seen, and onto the rules and set-up.
Da Rules!:
A. Post with the standard Character | Fandom | Prompts you don't want to see/Situations you don't want to deal with/Smut or no Smut set-up as is standard with memes now adays. You are the one walking in on someone.
B. Someone responds by rolling 1-12 on the RNG and sets-up what the entry poster walks in on. You can also set-up a scene not on the list below, or cut the RNG short based on what you don't want to do.
B Part 2: Items 1-7 are easily G-rated unless you go out of your way to make them rated higher. 8-10 are more R-rated, but there is wiggle room for playing the crack and awkward up instead of making it smutty. 11 and 12 are kinda hard not to have a little bit smutty given the settings. THIS IS THE WARNING
C. Tag around, have fun with it! The embarrassment will pass... in theory. ^_^

Da Prompts!:
 
01. Talking to Yourself - Sometimes to work through a problem, you just have to talk it out. Or, in other cases, you need practice before you say something to someone. Whatever the case you were in the middle of talking something out to yourself that you probably didn't want heard by the person to walk in on you. Oops.

02. Wearing an Embarrassing Outfit - Everyone has some bit of clothing they love but would be really awkward to be found in, ask J. Edgar Hoover! Be it drag, or cosplay, that hat your mother knit for you with her own two hands? The ugly sweater your girlfriend gave you, or a uniform for the Next Generation era Star Trek uniform... your secret's out now.

03. Rocking Out - Everyone loves music, but sometimes you love music others won't understand. Or, you like music they'd understand, but your dancing leaves something to be desired. Or your dancing is fine if you would just stop air guitaring windmills on the bed. Whatever the case is you've been spotted now.

04. Watching Something - Much like an embarrassing outfit, or awkward dancing, there's your guilty pleasure. Maybe you just have a love for action films, or you've gotten hooked on a soap opera, maybe you'll just watch any film with Nick Cage in it. Whatever the case is your about to be judged by the entertainment you love. If you don't want to put a show here, you can replace it with reading a book, comic book, or any other bit of of non-music entertainment.

05. In the Middle of Something - Some people collect stamps, others little ceramic figurines, you might have a complete collection of beanie babies. Whatever your hobby, you keep it well out of sight of your friends because they just won't understand it. ...better come up with a good explanation now.

06. It was Suppose to be a Surprise - You had something you were going to give your friend as soon as it was ready. Birthday gift, Christmas, anniversary? Maybe no reason at all, the point is you're working on it away from them and SURPRISE there they are! Better hide the evidence now, or come clean and explain what's going on.

07. On the Phone - Ever had an awkward phone call overheard from only your side. Well, it gets complicated sometimes when that happens. Could be a doctor, a parent, a college friend, whatever it is the topic sounds very awkward from only your side of the street. Cue 'that isn't what it sounds like' when you find your evesdropper. Bonus points if you want something a little less G-rated, make it Phone sex heard from only your side.

08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure its about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.

09. In no Outfit at All - The next door neighbor to the previous option, sometimes less is more. In this case less clothing is more awkward. Maybe you're looking yourself over for new battle scars, you might be trying new sexy poses for the person you like, maybe you're getting in or out of the shower/bath. Or, like above, you could just like sleeping natural. Whatever the case you're giving somebody an eyeful today.

10. Watching Something Else - Be it a raunchy sexcapade, somethingg attempting to have a plot, an art film, or a home movie from that trip to Cancun. Some people like to watch smut. Of course, some people should lock their door when they do such things. Whatever your taste in brown paper bag theater, you're about to share it with the class. If you don't feel like going that way, you can be caught with a skin mag or some trashy smut novel instead.

11. In the Middle of Something Completely Different - Masturbation, its that thing everyone does but nobody talks about. You also definitely don't walk in on someone doing it. Well, too bad, you just did.

12. Was left Hanging - So you've just walked in on someone who was having some sort of kinky bondage episode... but their partner has left them there, all tied up and on the bed. Whatever will you do with this.
immuno: (Default)

lydia martin • TEEN WOLF

[personal profile] immuno 2014-02-21 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ i'm open to all options, but be advised that none of the racier ones will take a smut turn if i don't know you oocly. ]
killingtodeath: (Default)

rng had a strong desire for us to combine memes.... 12

[personal profile] killingtodeath 2014-02-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Stiles needed some notes for a class. He had been too caught up in werewolf bullshit to focus and figured if anyone could balance that better than him? Definitely Lydia. They had arranged for him to stop by that weekend so her could copy them down. He had hoped that maybe the fact that she suggested him come over so late on Saturday was a secret ploy to hang out with him, watch a movie, make out... you know, whichever.

She was home alone for the weekend, for.... some reason. Convenience reasons. Anyway, he let himself in and headed up for her room. Knocking is for suckers who didn't have an express invitation, so he just opens it right up and... finds her tied up in barely anything to the bed.]


Uh... [Yeah that's about as eloquent as this is going to get.]

alkgjsrdht wow rng go for broke

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derek hale • TEEN WOLF

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[ i'm open to all options, but be advised that none of the racier ones will take a smut turn if i don't know you oocly. ]
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caroline forbes • THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

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[ i'm open to all options, but be advised that none of the racier ones will take a smut turn if i don't know you oocly. ]
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Allison Argent | Teen Wolf | OTA

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Rebekah Mikaelson | The Vampire Diaries/The Originals | OTA

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lockwood: (I have to do something.)

Tyler Lockwood | The Vampire Diaries

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Spencer Hastings | Pretty Little Liars

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TJ Hammond » Political Animals » OTA

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tony stark (63! au) | mcu

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elena gilbert | the vampire diaries | ota

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Shindou Takuto | Inazuma Eleven GO! | ota

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personalassistant: (rescue)

Pepper Potts ● MCU ● OTA

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[ Risqué scenarios are fine, but they won't veer off into smutty scenarios without prior CR. ]
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Edward Nygma | DCU [Preboot]

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[ No smut; 9, 10, 11 are out, please unless he's a private investigator and you're looking to be abjectly humiliated when he turns the photos over to your lover/friend/employer who has hired him. ]
kingsown: (what?)

Jack Benjamin → Kings → OTA

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[ Any scenario is fine. Smut possible only with established CR and canonmates. ]
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Matoi Ryuko | Kill la Kill | F/F for anything smutty but ota for general embarrassment.

[personal profile] tribadism 2014-02-21 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'd prefer something involving bondage or a sexy outfit or the classic walking in on some 'hands on' alone time.

I'm totally open to other options, though, and open to starting the thread, cross canon, cross medium, AUs, assumed CR, incest/violence styled kinks if you want to go the smut route.

No futa or scat though, thank.
]
deadish: (smell ya later)

continuation of that au dwi

[personal profile] deadish 2014-02-21 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
[now, the thing about Dead is that she doesn't give a fuck about personal space nor personal boundaries, certainly not when it comes to her girlfriend (who may or may not actually be her girlfriend because wow Ryuko certainly doesn't seem terribly fond of her). which is why she barges into the room without so much as a knock, all smiles and a bounce to her step and

oh

well that sure is Ryuko in the middle of a little something personal! not at all perturbed, Dead giggles and crawls onto the bed.

why is this happening.]


You couldn't have waited for me to come and lend a, ah, helping hand?

[to repeat: why is this happening.]

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J. Daniel Atlas || Now you see me

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(( open though sexier options aren't likely to go to smut without cr, talks, or canon mates/openings))
puncheshitlerforjustice: (pic#6426595)

Steve Rogers | MCU

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[Open to silly situations, and some sexy nakedness, but no smut, please.]
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dimitri belikov • vampire academy/bloodlines

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destroyable: (pic#7401858)

aoba seragaki - dramatical murder

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primoris: (pic#6536399)

regulus black | hp

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[ open to all scenarios. ]
unsparing: (Default)

tess • the last of us

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[ i'm okay with anything but i would prefer smut times with castmates c: ]
blizzaga: <lj user="hikaranko"> (01 ❄ snowflake)

elsa ❄ frozen

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[ ooc | potentially open to anything. including the later options, but those might take some work. ]
otakon_geek: (angsty)

Otacon | Metal Gear Solid | OTA

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somepartsbroken: (☆ - I'm not able to stand)

Dorian Carver ☠ Vampire the Masqurade

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rumchocolatesouffle: (shoulda put a ring on it)

Pretend it's back in the Temple, k?

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[Kurt hadn't expected Dorian and really hadn't paid attention to the time. Sure, his friend tended to stop in and say hi around this time of night, but he wasn't paying attention. Instead, he had Blaine's ipod blasting Beyonce's 'Put A Ring on It' song and dancing around the room in his navy briefs and rocking out. Maybe he should have remembered to lock that door.]

kk

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Naota Nandaba | FLCL | OTA

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((Open to all scenarios; more info in profile/journal.))

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