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zizz ([personal profile] zizz) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-12-27 12:07 am



- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well.
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!

① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.

ii. ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.

iii. CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.

iv. FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?

v. GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.

vi. SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
magicispower: (Let's make some magic)

2 + 5 - the sympathetic ear

[personal profile] magicispower 2013-12-27 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Rumplestiltskin thought he was done with Hook for good. A simple stray thought of that swaggering, wife-stealing bastard of a pirate could spark a rage in him like nothing else. That feeling of grief and rage he experienced when Milah had told the pirate she loved him before he crushed her heart... there's no erasing that.

That established, Rumple would have been more than pleased to never set eyes on Hook again. Unfortunately, there was a certain potion he needed to concoct. A potion that was required for him to create in order to fulfill his end of a certain bargain. And strike him dead before he can't keep up his end of a bargain ever again!

The problem involved a certain ingredient to said potion. A very specific, difficult ingredient. Namely, a few drops of blood and several tears from his most despised enemy. At that moment, Rumple could imagine no one he hated more than Hook. That meant he would have to find him again. Unfortunately, one must often suffer for one's work. On the bright side, it was an excuse to torment that despicable man.

So that was how the two found themselves in the dungeon of Rumple's castle, Hook tightly bound to a wooden chair while Rumple stood in front of him with a grin that promised rather a lot of unpleasant happenings in the pirate's near future.]

How are those ropes? Too tight? Not tight enough? I can hardly start torturing you if I haven't first established a certain level of discomfort, you see?
itsapirateslife: (bright grin)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2013-12-27 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Crocodile may have wanted to have nothing to do with Hook after he'd killed Milah but he had been on Hook's mind non-stop ever since. The years and years in Neverland had been for one purpose. To gather everything he would need to slay the beast that took his love from him.

Once he'd finally returned from Neverland, the next time he pictured meeting the Crocodile it was with the dagger in his hand covered in deadly Neverland poison. It was defintely not like this. Rum was going to be his downfall...but what a way to go.

Hook was not about to give the Crocodile the satisfaction of seeing his discomfort. Besides the occasional wince when a rope was tightened, he made a point of looking as if he was lounging in a throne.]

Discomfort? I'm perfectly at ease mate. I didn't even notice you'd started.
magicispower: (They'll never love you)

[personal profile] magicispower 2013-12-27 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fool... thinking he could kill the Dark One so easily. There was only one dagger that mattered as far as Rumple was concerned. And he kept that dagger well hidden.]

Not tight enough, then.

[He snaps his fingers, and the ropes tighten their grip even further. Rumple would like to avoid cutting off his circulation because he can't exactly get any tears if the pirate is dead. He needs to be awake, alert, and with nerves perfectly able to feel pain.]

That's better, I think.
itsapirateslife: (Default)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2013-12-28 05:06 am (UTC)(link)

[The dagger may be well hidden but Hook was nothing if not persistent. ]

[As the ropes tightened, a grunt of discomfort was forced from him and his lip curled in frustration. It hurt damnit and it was getting harder nit to show it.]

Oh, much. [He said through gritted teeth.]

magicispower: (Ehehe)

[personal profile] magicispower 2013-12-28 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Persistently tied to a chair, maybe. There was a time when Rumple was afraid of Hook, before he gained his magic. That time has long since passed.]


[He places one booted foot on the chair between Hook's bound legs and leans in closely, staring at him with those large, inhuman eyes and a smirk that would send many fleeing for their lives.]

You must be wondering why I have brought you here. Would you like to know?
itsapirateslife: (eyes rolled)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2013-12-29 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[If the Crocodile wanted fear, Hook wasn't going to give it. He was too bent on revenge to be afraid of the Dark One, even it was the more sane reaction]

[When the boot settled near a part of his anatomy Hook was rather fond of, he couldn't help glancing down, then raised an eyebrow when he looked back up. He didn't blink at the stare and met the smirk with a weak one his own. The situation was dire yes but showing it would only give the Crocodile what he wanted.]

It would be rather rude to go through all the effort to set this up for me and not tell me the occasion, yes.

magicispower: (Don't waste my time)

[personal profile] magicispower 2013-12-29 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed it would be!

[Hook is making a valiant effort to seem unaffected by his position, but he can't hide it all. The pirate has to be worried... and if he isn't now, he will be soon.]

While I was hoping to never see your sorry hide again, it just so happens that I need you for a potion I am brewing.

[Rumple leans in even closer, until their faces are a mere few inches apart. He continues quietly, calmly.] I need your blood and tears.

Blood is simple enough, but tears? How will I make a pirate cry for me?
itsapirateslife: (laughing)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2013-12-29 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was getting hard not to show his pain and frustration. He was only human.

As the Crocodile leaned closer, Hook leaned back as far as he could. Magic did nothing for breath.]

What in the seven seas are you brewing that would require my blood and tears, mate?

[Then he grinned. Oh he loved being able to spoil the Crocodile's fun.] You already took everything from me. I have no tears left to give you.

magicispower: (It's worse to die)

[personal profile] magicispower 2013-12-30 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for Hook, he does move back at that point, removing his foot from the chair and standing in front of the pirate instead.]

That, dearie, is none of your business.

[He wouldn't tell other potion ingredients their uses, so he hardly sees a reason to tell dear Captain Jones either.]

I took from you? [He sneers, his fun indeed being spoiled for now.] You took a wife from her husband and a mother from her child. I will hear nothing of me taking from you.
itsapirateslife: (intense)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-01 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Must be rather embarrassing then if you can't even tell the source of your ingredients. Be honest, it's wart remover isn't it?

[Yes that would be the logical response but Hook never did learn to keep his mouth shut. Plus, the more he annoyed the Croc, the more he put off the inevitable.]

I saved Milah from a life she hated. She knew if she stayed she'd grow to resent her son, the only thing worth staying for so she left. She was miserable, or were you too self involved to notice her misery? Too selfish to let her go so she had a chance to be happy? [Oh, Hook was not afraid to give it right back, especially since it had to do with the love of his life] If it hadn't been me, it would have been someone else. You should be thankful it was someone who loved her.
magicispower: (Don't waste my time)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Very amusing, aren't you?

[Rumple isn't bothered by petty insults, but the more Hook discusses Milah, the angrier he becomes. How dare he say such things to him?]

She never said-! Everything I did, I did for my family!

[Those last words are the final straw. Rumple takes great pleasure in pushing aside the magic for now and punching Hook hard in the mouth.]
itsapirateslife: (alright)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of my charm.

[His eyes narrowed, very much daring, his words backed by his own truth and conviction.]

Being a coward is selfish and you know it. Who did it really help in the end?

[Hook's head snapped back and he felt blood trickle from the corner of his mouth as he stretched his jaw a bit before smirking.]

So there is a man under the coward after all.
magicispower: (Don't waste my time)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-02 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't know anything!

[He has to admit; that felt good. Really good. Maybe he'll have to do this whole thing without magic. It's more... personal that way.]

I am going to enjoy this. I may even let you live afterward! A missing hand will be the least of your worries when I'm through.

[He'll have to find his knives. The possibilities are endless, really.]
itsapirateslife: (instense to the side)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I think I know more then you'd like to admit, Crocodile. Why else would you take so much offense?

[He settled back against his bonds, his smirk unfaltering. If he kept pushing, perhaps he'd get so far under the Crocodile's skin he'd give up.

Or kill him, but considering he needed something from him, it was a small risk.]

Do your worst. Blood you may get but tears...never.

magicispower: (Let's make some magic)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I just so happen to find your very existence offensive to me, so naturally I will take offense to the vitriol that spews from your filthy mouth!

[Oh, he isn't going to give up anytime soon. A deal is a deal, and if he doesn't honor his deals, no one will take him seriously! That would indeed be a tragedy.]

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure of yourself, dearie. [Rumple grins suddenly, grabbing Hook by the jaw and digging his nails into his skin as he tilts his head back and his gaze upward.]

If worst comes to worst, I could always pluck those pretty little eyes from your skull and squeeze the tears out of them.

[Yes, he knows that's not how it works. But it's a nice threat, he thinks.]
itsapirateslife: (intense)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-03 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, the feeling is very mutual, don't you worry.

[If Hook could disrupt one of his deals, oh that would be even sweeter.

At the sudden grip to his jaw, Hook winced from the sudden pain but his gaze immediately returned to a contrary glare. Not even close to tears.]

Milah found my eyes pretty too. Interesting that you seem to have the same taste.

[He really needed to learn when to keep his mouth shut.]
magicispower: (It's worse to die)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I had expected as much.

[He won't let it happen. Can't let it happen. Hook will be crying, if it takes weeks.

But as it is, the pirate is managing to get under his skin like no other. Well, that's the point, he supposes. If someone else angered him more, they'd be the one in this position instead.]

I could also cut out your tongue.

[He releases Hook's jaw, then walks away to the other side of the dungeon, obviously looking for something.]
itsapirateslife: (swordpoint)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[It was a talent, getting under people's skin. One he usually enjoyed. This time was a little more painful then he was used too though.

As he stretched out his jaw, he couldn't hide the panic in his eyes. He rather liked his tongue.]

But then how would we have these delightful little talks?

[Yeah, that wasn't helping but he couldn't resist. Think Hook!]

magicispower: (They'll never love you)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-08 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That is precisely the point!

[Though without a tongue, he wouldn't be able to hear the pirate begging for mercy... and that would be a shame. Well, Rumple supposes he could simply threaten him with it until he's fumbling for ways to get out of the end result.]

You aren't playing the helpless prisoner very well, are you? I haven't heard a single "please" out of your mouth yet.

[He rummages through a drawer, then pulls out a nasty looking curved blade.]
itsapirateslife: (head cocked)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-10 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I never was very good a following directions. Pirate and all.

[He struggled against the ropes, grimacing as they seemed to pull tighter, only stopping when the chair threatened to tip over.

The blade made Hook's eyes go wide and his head to snap back, getting his tongue as far away from it as he could.]

That's...an interesting implement you've got there....

magicispower: (Ehehe)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
No... you aren't one for directions, are you?

[Rumple spins around on his heal, and a nasty grin crossing his face as he makes sure that blade is well within Hook's line of vision. It isn't too big, but it does glint slightly in the dim light of the basement.]

Interesting, yes. It would be a shame if I never had an opportunity to use it.

[And then begins his slow approach back toward Hook. He has plenty of time, after all.]
itsapirateslife: (swordpoint)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-17 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Hook flinched, both from the glad and the nasty grin on the Crocodile's face. This was not going to end well. It was a...fascinating blade and he couldn't take his eyes off it.]

I could beg, if it pleased you.

[It was the sad truth. He'd beg if it kept him his tongue, shame be damned, but it wouldn't give the Crocodile what he truly wanted. Tears.]
magicispower: (An old lady selling flowers)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm... that does give him pause. It would be a delight to hear the pirate beg. Yes, a much better use of his tongue.

Rumple lowers the blade slowly, his interest in this proposition quite clear.]

Go on, then. Make me want to keep your tongue in tact.
itsapirateslife: (eyes down)

[personal profile] itsapirateslife 2014-01-20 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Hook swallowed hard and licked his lips, his eyes trained on the knife. Just because he said he'd beg to keep his tongue, it didn't mean he knew where to start.]

Please. [The Crocodile had wanted 'please' earlier, right?] Please, you don't want to do this. Or, I suppose you do, but it would be messy and counter productive for the ends you desire.

[He was really bad at this.]
magicispower: (You rang?)

[personal profile] magicispower 2014-01-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Please is a good start. He very much enjoys hearing the pirate say please to him, and not once but twice! It doesn't matter how forced it is, as long as he says the words.]

It would be messy. That's part of the charm.

[That argument is useless, but the second might have some force behind it.]

And what methods would be more productive, would you say?

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