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Open Posts and Memes ([personal profile] foundparadise) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2013-12-25 09:44 am

For all your Christmas shipping and smutting needs


...or something like that. The winter can be cold and lonely, but if you have someone to share it with, it can be the most wonderful time of the year. This meme is pretty simple and straightforward: shippy situations for all your cold-weather needs. From the cute to the hot to the sweet to the cool, it's all here for you. Don't be shy! Get your Christmastime/holiday wonder on and tag someone completely new! It's like a gift you didn't know you wanted!


-Comment with your character. Include information and preferences. There are two sets of prompts, G-rated and R-rated, so put whichever ones you're okay with somewhere in your comments so nobody tries to give you anything you're uncomfortable with.

-Comment to other characters, using the RNG to determine the prompt. Or just wing it!

-Have fun threading out your winter love!

-Play nice and respect others.


1. Date: Just because it's cold outside doesn't mean you're stuck indoors. Go out and do something! Maybe this weather means the restaurants won't be so packed...

2. Ice Skating: Get on your feet and do some ice dancing! Hopefully, at least one of you knows what to do.

3. Playing in the Snow: It's not just for little kids. Make snow angels, snowmen, or indulge in a snowball fight! You can always warm up together afterwards.

4. Shopping: With some company, holiday shopping can be a bit more bearable. Unless, of course, one of you was dragged along against your will.

5. Baking: Cookies, cakes, pies, and candy! This is the season for making sweets, and two sets of hands are better than one. Then, enjoy your hard work.

6. Holiday Confession: Sure, it's not as traditional as a Valentine's Day confession, but telling someone you care for them around the holidays can be just as romantic.

7. Gift Giving: Show someone how much you love them by giving them a gift...or whatever it is that you picked up last minute at the gas station.

8. Warming Up: Snuggles and cuddles are the best way to get warmed up after a long day in the snow. Good thing you have your honey to give you some body heat.

9. Home for the Holidays: You haven't seen each other in a while, and you're finally

10. Mistletoe: Whether it's your first kiss or the kiss you share on your fiftieth anniversary, the mistletoe always gives you a chance.

11. Last Christmas: For whatever reason, it's your last holiday season together. Make it count!

12. Proposal: Surrounded by all your family and friends or just the two of you in front of a space heater: whatever the situation, now's the perfect time to pop that all important question.


1. Eggnog: Enjoy something a bit more grown up than just Christmas cookies. Of course, alcohol can make you more honest and more handsy.

2. A Bun in the Oven: The oven isn't the only thing that's getting turned on today. Find a new use for that whipped cream or maybe get into some foodplay.

3. Warming Up Another Way: You're just so, so cold. There's only one activity that can get your blood pumping. Maybe your life even depends on it...

4. One Blanket: The classic fanfic trope. The two of you have to share one blanket, and that kind of contact may make you want to share more.

5. Temperature Play: While heat is nice, the cool can put your senses to the test, and using a little ice or snow to liven up your love life can put your nerves and kinks to the test.

6. Dick in a Box: You couldn't think of a good enough gift, so you're offering up the gift of your lovin' instead.

7. Aphrodisiac Mistletoe: This mistletoe is a bit different than its tamer cousin. Aphrodisiac mistletoe makes whoever is under it want to fuck...hard, whether it be at your parents' house or the office Christmas party.

8. Naughty or Nice: So have you been a good boy or girl this year? If not, you'll get punished. Of course, Santa may not be able to come, so your lover will step in to dole out the "coal."

9. Reindeer Games: For your gift, you may have gotten some new "toys" you want to try out. Luckily, you have such a nice partner...

10. Just Love: Nothing kinky or overly sexy here. The two of you are inside on a cold day, and you just want to be together. Throw some logs on the fire and have a romantic evening by the fireplace. If you want to get really fancy, throw down a few furs and lay naked on them.

11. Thank You: Thank you notes for gifts are so cliche. Tell your significant other that you love your diamond ring another way.
tortureshow: (ready)

Revolver Ocelot | Metal Gear Solid 1

[personal profile] tortureshow 2013-12-25 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ G rated, preferred... He will own your ass in a snowball fight. ]
jack_theripper: (pretty boy)

Re: 3- snowball fight

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2013-12-25 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raiden smirked at the guy. Did this guy think he could win in a snowball fight? Heh. He'd probably collapse of a heart attack. The cyborg eyed the snow before his feet and balled a snowball up in his hands. He didn't feel the cold as much now as before. Not with his new body.

Eyeing up the old man, he threw the snowball as hard as he could at him.]
tortureshow: (draw)

[personal profile] tortureshow 2013-12-25 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ocelot lets out a purr of amusement, watching the boy. Those eyes had a good look in them... He'd make a good challenge.

Seeing the snowball lobbed his way, Ocelot is surprisingly agile, rolling out of its trajectory before quickly making his own snowball and whipping it at the cyborg. He then lets out a giggle laugh and makes his way behind some snow-fort-walls. ]


This is it!
jack_theripper: (lets do this)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2013-12-25 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, Ocelot still had those fast reflexes on him. Not so much the old man, as Raiden had come to think of him as. Deadly with a snowball, as he is with a gun. The cyborg hissed, as he felt the hard snow smash against his chest. This would be war.]

A snow fort, huh? Two can play at that game, Ocelot. [Raiden yelled towards the older man, as he too, delved behind a snow fort. Was this going to be like a game of cat and mouse? Raiden was already balling up a fresh batch of ammunition to lob at Ocelot. He peeked from behind his snow fort's wall and waited. Who would strike next?]
tortureshow: (ready)

[personal profile] tortureshow 2013-12-25 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This old cat still had a few tricks up his sleeve, most notably, his ability to ricochet bullets...

Nay.

Snowballs. Yes, Raiden, that indeed was a snowball ricocheting off a nearby post and coming straight your way. ]
jack_theripper: (i don't listen to anyone)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2013-12-25 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raiden hardly had time to react when he saw the snowball hit the post and shoot straight towards him.]

...the hell? [He felt the sharp impact of the cold ball on his face. Argh. So cold! He shook his face and wiped off the snow. That one he felt on his face.]

Right, old man. This one is for you. [Raiden snatched a snow ball from his pile on the floor and rolled to the side away from his fort. He launched his snow ball directly over Ocelot's fort, so it would sail over the fort and hopefully hit Ocelot. Raiden rolled back behind his fort after launching the snow ball. He hoped it would hit the bastard.]
tortureshow: (don't even think about it)

[personal profile] tortureshow 2013-12-25 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a muffled cry as the snowball hits him, but after a few seconds, there's another laugh as Ocelot runs behind another snow-wall, throwing two more snowballs and ricocheting them off street lamps and other such things. ]

You're pretty good, but I'm just getting warmed up!
jack_theripper: (ripper mode)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2013-12-25 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raiden narrowed his eyes and scoffed. He dived behind a nearby wall, just as he saw the snow balls ricochet of the lamps. Damn, he was fast. Raiden never knew how Snake had fought him in the past but now he was fighting him.

He balled some more snowballs up and jumped into the air, whilst launching the balls at Ocelot. He performed a somersault in mid-air, whilst landing on his feet and rolling to avoid any more shots.]


You're pathetic, old man!
Edited 2013-12-25 18:09 (UTC)
tortureshow: (draw)

[personal profile] tortureshow 2013-12-25 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Seeing the snowballs coming at him, Ocelot is quick to pull out his revolver, loading it quickly and firing off two rounds, cutting through the balls easily. No one said they couldn't utilize their weapons.

Twirling the colt round once, Ocelot slips it back into his holster, running back to his previous fort, throwing two more balls and letting them ricochet around the area-- but he keeps a third handy, throwing it only when Raiden moves to defend himself. ]
jack_theripper: (don't give a shit)

[personal profile] jack_theripper 2013-12-25 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[The gun fire caused Raiden to think twice. He was using his gun now? He should he guessed what Ocelot's move would have been next. The guy was an obvious cheat. Fine. If he was going to use his weapon, so was Raiden.

He unsheathed his HF blade and sliced both balls in half, as he rolled to defend himself against any others. He grabbed a snowball from his own fort and launched a fast one to hopefully curve around the wall of Ocelot's fort and hit him.]