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Tate Langdon | AHS ([personal profile] nothingpersonal) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-01-09 05:19 pm

The Bad Life Decisions Meme

The Bad Life Decisions Meme



So. Your character has just made a ~*stellar*~ life choice.
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] adstringendum/[livejournal.com profile] onnicomprensivo



Post with your characters, and others will post to your thread with the number they rolled using the RNG. The number decides what beautiful choice you or the both of you have made.


1. Morning After; The morning after. You guys may have been drunk or completely sober. You may remember or have no clue who this is in your bed or why they're there. But they're there. And you guys did it. Is this a total disaster or a blissful recollection of a night of magic?

2. Popo Shut Us Down; Oh crap, get to the getaway car! You may be innocent or have actually broken the law, but either way, you've got to escape those sirens! That, or spend the night in jail contemplating your lives.

3. Knocked Up; You're what? Can you hear the pitter patter of little feet?

4. Married In Vegas; Wow man, wasn't last night awesome? Yeah bro I can't remember half of it it was the bes--- hey what's that on your finger... and on mine?! Yeah, you guys got married. Wat do.

5. Anger Management; You don't know why, but you're hit with the overwhelming urge to punch this person in the face. So you do. And everything rolls on from there. Do you get in an overly dramatic fight full of fiery explosions? Is a friendship shattered? Who knows!

6. Kinda Hungry Dude; You're hungry! Either both of you or just the one posting to the thread. You have eaten questionable brownies. Suddenly everything seems kinda funny, and your hunger hasn't been sated at all. In fact, you could really go for some more snacks.

7. Nice and Breezy; STREAKING. YOU'RE STREAKING. And the person you're posting to gets a lovely, full-frontal view of your naked parts. Join in or question the person's sanity?

8. Wasted Together; You're drunk. The pair of you. So drunk. Shenanigans ensue.

9. Hay Gurl; For some reason, you're compelled to try out every pickup line you know on this person. Especially the horrible ones. Oh, god, why can't you stop this?

10. Deepest and Darkest; You've just blurted out your worst, mostly deeply buried secret. The dirtiest of your dirty laundry. And less blurted it than screamed it at the top of your lungs for reasons unknown to you.
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[He feels kind of sleepy and he has an absence of headache that's almost more upsetting than having a headache, simply because it's so unfamiliar. He's beginning to think eating anything from Gamzee's hands was a terrible, terrible idea.]

Dude, did you... put something weird in those brownies, because I'm totally still hungry and I feel like, I mean I feel really... weird.

Oh fuck, you did, didn't you, and it's totally eaten my fucking vocabulary, I don't even have the words to be angry at you in, fuck you, you can't just feed people weird shit, what was in those things?

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Puck | Glee

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This probably wasn't the best idea, but it'd been a while since Finn had had any bro time with Puck and what had started out as a night hanging out and playing video games had been sidestepped by a run to the Lima mart for snacks, which had led to some college kid buying them beer. Finn usually wasn't much of a drinker, but when some guy asks you if you want free beer as long as you buy him a six pack as well it's sort of too good an opportunity to pass up.

Rachel had been calling, but he didn't entirely trust himself to talk to her normally. Not that he was drunk. He was pretty sure he wasn't drunk. But still, his guilty conscience knew he'd probably end up blurting out something he wasn't supposed to or something that would get him a tone of disapproval and so he'd been able to stave her off until now with texting. Not that was bound to last long.

He looked over at Puck as he put his phone down on the coffee table as far away from him that was in reach. "I'm not drunk," he said matter of factly.

Hey buddy!

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yashiro | saezuru tori wa...

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sonatas: (He had debts for he drank)

7 and oh my god you are amazing for playing him

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[Here is Mozart. Without any clothes. Running by this fine gentleman completely in the buff.]

Come, it's much too hot for those clothes! Off with them at once!

<333

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18speakeasies: Jacuzzi smiling pitifully while resting his head on a table. And yes, he appears to be near tears. (♣ No I'm okay really)

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E-Excuse me miss. You're so beautiful you bring tears to my eyes... [He's not exaggerating, either. He does look like he's on the verge of tears. And as soon as he realizes what he's doing, it gets worse.]

That was a horrible line. You're not going to be at all interested now. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm really not anybody special, and I know I'm going to regret this tomorrow so I think I should just leave and let you find someone that's much more handsome and suited to you and doesn't have a girlfriend or a gigantic tattoo on his face. I'm really sorry for wasting your time!

lkajsdfasdf jacuzzi

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oooh, really? awesome!

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Ellis | Left4Dead 2

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prometheusfree: (Haters gonna hate)

Prometheus - Greek Myth - OTA

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[NO REGRETS WHAT SO EVER.]
lyaeus: (Default)

8 ahaha

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[Aaand Dennis will just lean over to refill his drink.]
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the_new_sexy: ([emotion] ALL THE FEELINGS)

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[personal profile] the_new_sexy 2012-01-09 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sherlock Holmes has had too much to drink. It's been a very long case, and at the tail end of it, feeling more than a little concerned about some of the things he's seen in the American woods out here, he's found himself somewhere to have a drink. Or three. Or more. Were John Watson not out doing something only possibly productive, he'd probably be telling Sherlock that he was definitely drunk.

However, John is not here. And Sherlock is drunk.]
notelegrams: (king of this castle.)

mycroft holmes | sherlock

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highfunctioning_sociopath: His Last Vow (study)

7 (it's only right) AU from Buckingham Palace XD

[personal profile] highfunctioning_sociopath 2012-01-09 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.

[He drops the sheet and turns to face Mycroft.]

Happy now?

...sobbing

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it made me laugh XD!

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Me too... XD

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2 ...........oops

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..........oops indeed : (

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lyaeus: (↬ wine women and song)

Dionsyus/Dennis | Modern Mythology

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dontbeboring: (Smile)

Sherlock Holmes >> Sherlock (BBC)

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theblogger: (Down the nose)

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[ You know, he never used to have to worry about running from the sound of sirens before he met Sherlock Holmes. John can't stop to look at his life, or his choices, because he's too busy climbing out the window, eying the skip below. Wouldn't do well to actually break his legs. ]

Re: 2

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Hahaha, love it!

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Totally fine!

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Dana Scully | The X-Files

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all7seas: (bound for life)

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"Scarlett!"

What? That red hair; it's not too difficult for the pirate to suffer a case of mistaken identity.

Unless this happens to be a pickup line...

soldiernoclass: I didn't notice (and I'm not gonna pay)

zack fair ✗ final fantasy vii

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Amy Pond | Doctor Who

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sherlock holmes | sherlock (BBC)

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THROWING RNG TO THE WIND! 8!!

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Sherrrrrlock -- Homes, Holmes. Would you like an -- another d-drink? [SHIT. FACED. DRUNK.]

i love you

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MWAH!

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Cassie Ainsworth | Skins

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inability: (015)

i'm sorry for dropping, dear. lj's failboating made it unpleasant to play there ;; aand, 10. /)_(\

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( He shouldn't be getting this drunk.

There's a limit to how messed up Neil will get, wants to get, balancing on the brink between comfortably numb and still in control of every twitch in his limbs, but he's way past that point tonight and that's nothing if not simply ... unpleasant. Mildly frightening. )


Yeah, I was eight. So what? ( They've left the party behind and this is (quite loudly) blurted out for only Cassie's ears to pick up, an almost unavoidable rant after the subject of first times had somehow snuck into an earlier conversation. He'd rather not share it with anyone -- not out of shame, no, definitely not, it's so much more complicated than that -- and he'll most likely be thankful for that little fact in the morning. )

It's not like he -- ( He misjudges the distance to the edge of the sidewalk, but catches himself before he can stumble. ) It's not like I didn't want it.

no worries

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Jim Moriarty | Sherlock (BBC)

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rote_augen: (Sleepless all the time)

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

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Japan | Axis Powers Nyotalia

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sweetstrongpaladienne: (make me happy)

Ahehehehe...RNG gave me 1 but let's do 7 instead with a mix of 8

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[Hey Japan, your drinking buddy is running around the place without any clothes on and giggling. What do?]

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Laura McKay (Atlantic City) ♠ The Order

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Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

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Britta Perry | Community

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Derek Souza | Darkest Powers

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Yulie Ahtreide | Wild ARMs 4

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[WARNING: A high chance of older brother kicking your ass if his sibling is harmed.]

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