27 July 2014 @ 06:23 pm
kidnapping meme  

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
scenarios under the cut )

Good Luck
27 July 2014 @ 03:40 pm

the smut picture prompt meme





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27 July 2014 @ 02:25 pm
( road trip )  

{The Road Trip Meme!!}

It's that time of the year again! You decided to take a road trip!
Either to your friends, relative, or perhaps an event, 
but oh, my goodness, what will happen along the way?

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG, mix and match, or just wing it!
• Enjoy!


    Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
    You've stopped at a gas station. They're out of gas, snacks and the bathrooms are out of order. Wat do. (Zombie attack optional.)
    Is this even a good idea? Why is their backpack leaking suspicious substances? Go wild.
    Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... or I think that was a deer.
    Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back.
    No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
    Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
    You're now parked in one of the make-out points in this town. Did you know? Well, that's up to you, as is what you do next.
    The map blew away when you were stupid enough to open the windows earlier. You know that old stereotype about how men never ask for directions but women will? Time to see if you're going to prove it right or not. Try not to fight over it too much, driving partners.
    Those flashing lights in your rearview mirror? Definitely not just for decoration.

Relationship (optional):

1. BUSINESS PARTNERS: The jet was undergoing some heavy repairs, so you have to drive to that big meeting.

2. BFFS/ROOMIES: On your last hurrah before you join the 'real world.'

3. NEWLYWEDS: You're a young couple on your honeymoon! Hope this doesn't ruin your relationship.

4. SIBLINGS: Whether this is a trip to reconnect or to fix things or to just deepen your bond as epic sibs is up to you.

5. PARENT & CHILD: It's like a family vacation for the two of you. try not to get on each other's nerves too much?

(taken from memeonic & arspaulina @ lj)

27 July 2014 @ 10:54 am
The Emotional Wreck Smut Meme  
The Emotional Wreck Smut Meme

Everything seems like its falling apart. Whatever has gotten you so upset, be it a tragedy or a subtle moment built up over time, you can't hold back your emotions - even if you've always previously been a pro at that. You're angry, you're devastated, or both: an absolute mess. In one last ditch effort, you have to reach out to someone. Anyone!

That "anyone" cares for you enough, at least, to reach back for you and try and comfort you in the best way they can. For better or for worse, that best way is through sex. Intimacy will perhaps quell your emotions...or maybe it will make it worse.

  • Comment with your character and preferences. Specify if you'd like to play the one needing comfort or the one giving it or either.
  • Reply to others.
27 July 2014 @ 09:59 am
[link] the gentle (loving) smut meme @ tlh  
the gentle (loving) smut meme
27 July 2014 @ 08:55 am
Weekly Meme Round-up: July 20 - 26  
Comments, corrections, questions welcome. All comments screened.

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27 July 2014 @ 01:59 am
find your other half  

Hankering to play out your OTP? Having trouble finding meme partners and PSL buddies? This meme is for you.

It can be really hard to find your perfect match as far as roleplay goes. Sometimes, it's hard to find a match at all. You might find someone to play with you for a little while but maybe they flaked out, or something just wasn't quite right. You'd like to try again with someone else, but where do you find that someone else?

The object of this meme is to connect you with other PSL and Meme players out there who are looking for roughly the same thing.


➀ post with your character
➁ specify which pairings you are looking for, if any
➂ be sure to state any situations you're particularly interested in
➃ be clear with your limits and preferences
➄ search other posts for your other half
➅ wait for people to reply to you
➆ when you've found that person, roleplay!
26 July 2014 @ 11:00 pm
mirror of erised  

The Mirror of Erised
it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

"The Mirror of Erised is a mirror, which, according to Albus Dumbledore, shows the 'deepest and most desperate desire of one's heart.' The name "Erised" is "desire" spelled backwards, as if reflected in a mirror. The happiest person in the world would look in the mirror and see a reflection of exactly the way he or she is. Inscribed across the top of the frame is the following text: Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi. Reversing the inscription and rearranging the spaces produces: I show not your face but your heart's desire." - wiki.

Your character has stumbled upon this magical mirror. Perhaps they were poking around in a basement, or a mystical forest, or maybe they were out somewhere entirely different. Whatever the case may be, they are now entrapped by whatever the mirror has chosen to show them.

Another person comes along and is free, now, to do what they wish. Perhaps they get caught into their own desires or get a peek into your character's heart.

Really it's up to you. And whatever your heart desires

» POST with your character
» TAG others
» PINE for what is out of reach
» have FUN

Note While blank comments won't be deleted, it's encouraged for anyone who posts to give a short description of what their character would see, or at least specify that they'd rather the other party set up a scenario!
26 July 2014 @ 10:01 pm
Sneaking Sex Meme  

You and someone are determined to get it on. True, there is a time and place for everything but it's grown hard to ignore your urges. So, sex happens! But, you gotta be sneaky about it.

• Roll RNG or pick a number below.
• Try not to get caught.

01 / PARTY. You may be drunk and met a total stranger. Or maybe your significant other is urging you to have some quickies in the bathroom. The booming music could be a good cover to hide your moans.
02 / WORK. Office building? You're horny and you need to get it out of your system if you plan at being a productive member of society.
03 / OBLIGATORY INCEST OPTION. This taboo is more along the lines of sneaking all the time, not just at an event.
04 / SHOPPING. There aren't cameras in changing stalls, are there?
05 / MOVIE THEATRE. The popcorn trick doesn't work all the time.
06 / SCHOOL. Having an affair with a teacher or wanting to have sex on campus? Better be extra careful.
07 / MISC. 
26 July 2014 @ 06:48 pm
The A/B/O Meme  

In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?

Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.
CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!

26 July 2014 @ 07:59 pm
the mutual captivity dependency (romance) meme  

the mutual captivity dependency (romance) meme

No matter how hard you fought, how subtly or overtly you rebelled, or how many times you tried to escape, you ended up at this point all the same: you're a prisoner. Perhaps you're just a regular, run of the mill captive, perhaps a hostage, a science experience, a weapon to be used, yet, no matter what, you're not free.

But you're also not alone.

There's someone else confined along with you, who you met through your mutual imprisonment. The only thing you two may have in common is that you're both trapped here - and that's enough. The two of you grow close (it seems you're closer to them than you've ever been to anyone, but that could just be the situation); soon, something begins to start between you, tiny and delicate. You can't speak to what that something is, not in a place like this, but you know you want it to last. They are another reason to keep going.

Captivity, of course, has a way of stripping everything from you, including reasons to live. Surely, it is only a matter of time before this small - and still somehow world encompassing - comfort is taken from you...

...no. Not this time. They've taken all you have, right down to your freedom, and it stops now. You won't let the person who's become most precious to you in this hell be stolen away.

No matter what.

  • Comment with your character and preferences. Are you open to AUs and assumed CR? What are your limits? Given the subject of the meme, there's likely to be triggering material here. Do you prefer very dark fare or a light at the end of the tunnel scenario?
  • There's one prompt that could be smut, but feel free to play it in others if you're open to it. However, I'm going to be posting this as a smut meme on TLH later this week.
  • Reply to others. RNG.

26 July 2014 @ 06:58 pm
The Nest Of Flitts Meme  

The Nest of Eggs Meme

(An interactive Fire Lizards of Pern meme)

One day, while exploring the world you stumble across a nest with a single egg inside. At first, you think it must be dead. Why else would it be abandoned like this? Suddenly, the egg jumps and you realize that something must be alive inside. What could this mysterious egg be hiding? Hang around and you might just find out.

How to Play
Step One: Leave a comment with your muse. Nest O' Flitts will reply with a randomly selected fire lizard hatchling for your muse. We will give you the basic information, color, gender and personality. Congratulations, you have a brand new companion!

Step Two: Now that you have your pet, time to go around and tag others. Play in the Pern canon or play in your muse's canon. Either way, you tag whomever you want to play around with your new pet.

Can't think of anything? Here are a few suggestions to get you started:
Hunting Party: Fire lizards make excellent trackers. Think of them like scaly birds of prey. Gather your friends together and go hunt some wild game.

Social Event: A fire lizard is a symbol of status. You have the wealth and means to take care of one of these special pets. Time to show your pet off and be the envy of the event.

Playing Games: Fire lizards are playful creatures. Get together and play some fetch with your new pets or perhaps set up an aerial obstacle course. Have fun!

Fighting: Oh no! You're under attack! Luckily your new pet is very protective and is helping you fight off your attackers.

Mating Flight: Female fire lizards go into heat once or twice a year when they lead males on a merry chase until the strongest or cleverest catches them. Your pet is either leading the flight (female fire lizards) or your pet has joined a chase (male fire lizards).

[For more information please check this post. If you have any questions, please comment here.]
26 July 2014 @ 02:23 pm
Awkward Sex.  
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1) first time - first times are just plain awkward. what goes where and when? nothing can really prepare you for what it's like. good luck!

2) whiskey dick! - so you thought that drunken hookup would be fun but now the equipment won't work or you're too sloppy to function. it might be time to call it a night. awkward.

3) snore fest - it's been a long day and you're just tired or maybe you're bored, either way you can't seem to keep your eyes open, sex can be pretty awkward when you're falling asleep in the middle.

4) this isn't working - try as you might, this doesn't feel sexy or awesome. it's just not working for you at all. now can you work up the courage to say something or are you going to lay back, think of england and hope the other person notices. awkward.

5) that does not go there - exactly what it sounds like: wrong hole, bad touch, whatever. you're doing it wrong.  or maybe you're extra ticklish. and that touch right there makes you laugh. whoops. awkward.

6) position mishap -
most people are not acrobats, they aren't as flexible or graceful as they want to be. all sorts of things can happen, falling off the bed, falling down, tripping over yourself, getting tangled up. porn always makes it look easy.

7) ouch! opps! - this might go a little with the option above but injuries do happen. pulling a hamstring, muscle cramps, a smack to, well, anywhere can result in a bloody nose, several bruises, or even a black eye. awkward.

8) coitus interruptus -
whether you're somewhere pretty private and someone walks in or you're trying the public sex thing and someone spies you doing the nasty, you just got BUSTED. awkward.

9) broken toys -
handcuffs won't unlock, ropes too tight, or that toy won't stop vibrating or maybe it needs new batteries right when things are getting good.

10) gross - so awkward bodily functions happen sometimes. you know, like farts or realizing you gotta go mid-whatever, sometimes these things happen.

11) too soon! - whoops, even just a little something, something felt so good that you got a little too excited and.... well you know.

12) free for all - there's so much more awkward to be had. think of your own.

Credit: here

26 July 2014 @ 12:08 pm
away at war meme  

Away At War @ [community profile] saferoom
26 July 2014 @ 09:40 am

Maybe this person is a close friend of yours, or they could have been in the background of your life this whole time. Perhaps they've even offered you support in your time of need - if they haven't been purposefully cruel or teasing to you. No matter the case, one constant is true: they've been nursing feelings for you as long as they've known you, feelings you've never noticed before.

Now, though, now you see how they see you, and it's through no admission of their own; at least, there was no conscious admission. You're just finally able to see what's always been in front of you.

But where to go from here? Freak out? Let them down gently because they're not your type, they're too young, or you're already with somebody?

...admit your own feelings, because you've had some all this time, as well?

-Comment with your character and preferences. Mention if you'd prefer to play the character with the feelings, the one realizing, or if you're open to either role in the thread you play together today.
-Reply to others.
26 July 2014 @ 09:28 am
Ghost Love  
sleeping with ghosts —

You can't help who you fall in love with. But what if the person you fall for is no longer a person? Perhaps they were, once; those days have gone. All that's left is a memory. Is that something you can put to rest, or will you keep them with you and away from their final resting place?

  • Comment with your character and preferences. Mention if you'd prefer to play the living, the dead, or either.
  • Reply to others. You can use the RNG or not, if you'd wish. Make up your own additional prompts, scenes, scenarios, and such.

  • Dead Lover — No wonder they have unfinished business with you. You were theirs in life, and they're not about to let you go.
  • Tethered to You — In life, you didn't know each other, but now their ghost is connected to you, and you to them.
  • The Sight — You're the only one who can see them, the only one in the world to them, now.
  • Haunted Home — There's something wrong with your house. Can you reclaim it? Do you want to get rid of your companion?
  • Peace to the Vengeful — All you wanted to do was do a kind deed and help them achieve peace, not become eternally grateful.
  • Remember — Both of you are bound and determined to find out who you were as a living mortal. The knowledge might tear you apart.
  • Different Time, Different Place — This ghost is of a person who's a bit...antiquated compared to you. Careful, they may want to court you. It certainly makes things awkward when they see how you dress.
  • Jealousy — Lights burst, glass cracks, and the whole place goes cold when someone with a pulse smiles at you.
  • Protection — You'll risk your afterlife for the one you love.
  • Confession — If you can communicate vocally, confessions are easy. If you can't talk, that's a whole other kettle of fish.
  • The Challenge of Intimacy — Ghost makes it look so easy. You want to reach out and touch them, but you can't always do that.
  • Manifestation — Your emotions have temporarily given you a physical form.
  • Keeping You Here — The living's affection keeps the dead in the mortal coil.
  • Decay — The longer they stay with you, the more of a violent wraith, disconnected from their past, they become.
  • Passing — You have to let them go, even if they don't want to.
  • Just Like Heaven — You'll work together to find a way to bring you back to life.
26 July 2014 @ 08:53 am
This did pretty well last time.  
Corrupted, Depraved, Addicted
a smut meme

There may be a part of all of us that is both drawn towards perfection and slightly unnerved by it. A straight line of items is appealing, yet we could feel more at ease if one thing was to the side just so. If things are already ruined, we don't have to worry about doing it ourselves. But, still, there exists at the core of a good deal of us some kind of primal urge that is very simple: destroy what's perfect. Make it flawed, like us.

This meme takes this dark and fairly insignificant desire and twists it to new extremes, combining it with that other age old dichotomy of virgin/whore. Characters will want to corrupt another character, whether the latter is innocent or stoic and put together. They want to see them turned depraved, into a slut --- yet only addicted and loyal to them.

One concept that is different than other memes, however, is that the character doing the corrupting does not have to be flat out mustache twirling evil. Anyone can want to be the corrupter, from the sweetest to the most rotten, because there are tons of varying interpretations of why they'd want to do it: as a kink, perhaps a mutual one with their lover, just to see if this so-called "perfect" person really is, out of genuine adoration, or even hoping. Of course, they could also just want to watch the world burn...and be mustache twirling evil.

  • This meme is going to play somewhat into sluttification kinks, so obviously there's a problematic element here. All aspects of that kink IE dirty talk, humiliation, sexy clothing, loving depravation, etc, are welcome, but how straight or how far you take it is up to you. Disclaimer that nobody here believes in this shit, it's all kink, so on so forth.
  • Comment with your character, preferences, and what role they're likely to play. I don't want to see this meme filled with pillow queening, though, so try to be flexible and proactive.
  • Reply to others.

  1. For Love: You want to make them yours in every way possible, and they're all for it.
  2. For Curiosity: Can you really corrupt someone?
  3. For Teaching: They want to be more worldly. Things are taken far, far into the opposite direction.
  4. For Their Own Good: It would be better for them if they were more open. Much more open.
  5. For Fetish: You get off to this. Maybe they do, too?
  6. For Spite: You want to ruin their life. Nothing more, nothing less.
  7. For Benefit: More than a lover, you want a right hand man. A henchman. A Harley Quinn, if you will.
  8. Because You Can: You just like to fuck with people, and what better way to do it than this?
26 July 2014 @ 08:43 am
Make Outs  
the adorable and/or awkward
first time make out meme!
Maybe you've saved the world or kickstarted the revolution, but you're still an teenager or a young person. Reaching out and touching somebody - and then touching them with your lips and hands going places that are not familial-friendly - is probably still new to you, if this isn't your first time. And it's gonna be awkward, no matter how much you dig the other person. Or maybe you're not a teenager, you've just had a life that doesn't involve much making out. You're busy, you're introverted, you're crazy. It happens. It's probably going to be awkward. Or maybe you're just an awkward person in general. Or you've got plenty of experience, but you're making out with someone who doesn't. Or you're making out with a teenage-

Never mind, too many "maybes." Let's get to the "definitelys."

There's going to be exploring, soft touches, accidental grabs, too much teeth, not enough lips or tongue, passion, desperate moments, attempts to be cool and composed, failures, confessions of emotions, and just adorable.

Definitely adorable. And maybe you'll get more than just second base...

...or not. Better focus on those lips, kiddo.

how do:
- comment with your character.
- comment to other characters.
- you can discuss any assumed cr you'd like to have, or just get to the make outs.
- make out.
26 July 2014 @ 02:22 pm
The Stereotypical Kid's Anime And Live Action Show AU Meme  
The Stereotypical Kid's Anime and Live Action Show
AU Meme (PG13)

All your characters now live in a stereotypical kid's show AU.

[So what is a stereotypical kid's show like, in the context of this meme?]

1. The main characters are mostly 8 - 12 years old (though some of them may be older or younger then that) and most of the story revolves about them and the adventures they have.

2. Bad stuff may happen occasionally, but things never get too horrible. And the main character's friends and family mostly come out of things unscathed.

3. The story usually gets a happy ending, with most of the redeemable villain characters getting redeemed in some fashion.

4. There is also some kind of moral regarding the story, such as friendship being important, etc.

[The Rules]

1. Post as your characters, and write down the name, canon, preferences, etc.

2. The muns may age up or age down their characters as much as they want. Please write down how old their character is supposed to be.

3. This is an up to PG13 meme, so no smut or excessive violence, etc, please.

4. Tag away, and be excellent to each other! No wank, please.

[The Prompts]

1. Slice of life / school hijinks. (Example - Chibi Maruko chan.)

2. Slice of life school hijinks, now with magic or superscience! (Example - Doraemon)

3. Adventuring with a cute monster buddy in a strange world. (Examples - Pokemon / Digimon)

4. Kid Supergenius on a Mission! (Example - Conan. However, Conan himself is not a very good example, as he's actually a 17 year old.)

5. None of our family is actually normal - (Example - Spy Kids)

6. Wildcard / Something Else / Make Up Your Own Prompt.
25 July 2014 @ 06:07 pm
( picture prompt. )  
the picture prompt meme.
@ [community profile] dashcon